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SPUGGIE J 22-11-2010 05:54

Re: That's very kind of you your Holiness
 
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Originally Posted by Less (Post 863358)

From what I remember the usual ones have a 'use before date', will the new ones have a:-

Feel Guilty Before Date

Stamped on them?

You forgot the little prayer sheet that will go in them asking for forgiveness. Does this also mean that the missionaries of the church will be handing them out as freebies?

jaysay 22-11-2010 08:48

Re: That's very kind of you your Holiness
 
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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 863401)
You forgot the little prayer sheet that will go in them asking for forgiveness. Does this also mean that the missionaries of the church will be handing them out as freebies?

You get nothing free from any church save a piece of bread and a sip of wine, and even that's a cheap red:D

Benipete 22-11-2010 09:36

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 863401)
You forgot the little prayer sheet that will go in them asking for forgiveness. Does this also mean that the missionaries of the church will be handing them out as freebies?

No It means they have joined the Self Preservation Society.:hehetable

JCB 22-11-2010 09:46

Re: That's very kind of you your Holiness
 
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 863181)
Pope reverses thousands of years of Church teachings as he declares: In some cases, condoms are OK | Mail Online

a practising Roman Catholic at the behest of the Church. a move to 21st century

I read your quote on Pope Benedict's thoughts on condoms yesterday , Jaysay .

I have taken some phrases from the quote and would be pleased if you would clarify and expand on what you mean by :-

1. A practising Roman Catholic .
2. The Church .
3. A move to the 21st century .

jaysay 22-11-2010 09:51

Re: That's very kind of you your Holiness
 
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Originally Posted by JCB (Post 863431)
I read your quote on Pope Benedict's thoughts on condoms yesterday , Jaysay .

I have taken some phrases from the quote and would be pleased if you would clarify and expand on what you mean by :-

1. A practising Roman Catholic .
2. The Church .
3. A move to the 21st century .

1 I receive communion every Sunday as I can no longer get to church
2 The Catholic Church
3 Th Catholic Church do not move with the times the last major change was changing the mass from Latin to the language of the country.

Less 22-11-2010 09:54

Re: That's very kind of you your Holiness
 
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Originally Posted by JCB (Post 863431)
I read your quote on Pope Benedict's thoughts on condoms yesterday , Jaysay .

I have taken some phrases from the quote and would be pleased if you would clarify and expand on what you mean by :-

1. A practising Roman Catholic .
2. The Church .
3. A move to the 21st century .

Oooh Goody a test, what happens if he gets it wrong?

Excommunication, the rack, well, I wouldn't expect the Spanish Inquisition a bit too severe...
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Acrylic-bob 22-11-2010 13:36

Re: That's very kind of you your Holiness
 
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 863432)
Th (sic) Catholic Church do not move with the times

I thought that was what the phrase "in the world, but not of the world" was meant to explain.


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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 863432)
the last major change was changing the mass from Latin to the language of the country.

I was always under the impression that the Mass was unchanging; same Victim, same Sacrifice, offered eternally. Or have I gotten hold of the wrong end of the stick here?

accyman 22-11-2010 14:42

Re: That's very kind of you your Holiness
 
if the vatican start selling holy condoms wont that defeat teh purpous ?

walkinman221 22-11-2010 17:20

Re: That's very kind of you your Holiness
 
You dont need condoms you just have to remember to get off at Bamber Bridge and not go all the way to Preston:D

jaysay 22-11-2010 17:44

Re: That's very kind of you your Holiness
 
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Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob (Post 863460)
I thought that was what the phrase "in the world, but not of the world" was meant to explain.




I was always under the impression that the Mass was unchanging; same Victim, same Sacrifice, offered eternally. Or have I gotten hold of the wrong end of the stick here?

The mass hasn't changed bob its just that it was always said in Latin, then it was change to celebrated in the natural tongue of the country ie Britain English

jaysay 22-11-2010 17:45

Re: That's very kind of you your Holiness
 
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Originally Posted by walkinman221 (Post 863493)
You dont need condoms you just have to remember to get off at Bamber Bridge and not go all the way to Preston:D

You do if your P*****:D

DaveinGermany 22-11-2010 19:05

Re: That's very kind of you your Holiness
 
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 863499)
the natural tongue of the country ie Britain English

Now there's a novelty ! :D

JCB 22-11-2010 19:08

Re: That's very kind of you your Holiness
 
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 863432)
1 I receive communion every Sunday as I can no longer get to church
2 The Catholic Church
3 Th Catholic Church do not move with the times the last major change was changing the mass from Latin to the language of the country.

Thanks for reply , Jaysay .

I respect your beliefs . I would have given slightly different answers , which I may give in due course .

Less 22-11-2010 21:12

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Originally Posted by JCB (Post 863536)
Thanks for reply , Jaysay .

I respect your beliefs . I would have given slightly different answers , which I may give in due course .

When Gods finished advising you via a burning bush, or when you have the strength to pick up the tablets?

Mancie 22-11-2010 22:41

Re: That's very kind of you your Holiness
 
Who gives a toss? (not a pun)..maybe unfortunate african tribes or long gone Aztecs that were beaten into going along with the ideas of the Catholic Church will get thier own ideas.. instead of getting thier instructions from some hyped up cretin in Rome.


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