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walkinman221 12-08-2011 21:54

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 925967)
yep that sure kept me away from the isle of man,when me mates used to go,i always said pass.:D so theres proof its effective.

To right cashy one lad i used to work with got birched in iom and said it was really painful very good deterrent he always said.

Tealeaf 12-08-2011 21:55

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Originally Posted by walkinman221 (Post 925969)
Change Abortion for sterilization .

Aye...ok..I'll go with that, on the basis it's cheaper in the long term for the taxpayer.

walkinman221 12-08-2011 21:57

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 925972)
Aye...ok..I'll go with that, on the basis it's cheaper in the long term for the taxpayer.

Correct !!;)

Margaret Pilkington 12-08-2011 21:58

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1 in 300 sterilizations fail.
I would sterilize them alright......two Nori's and no anaesthetic.

Alan Varrechia 12-08-2011 21:58

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A mate of mine was birched many years ago, and now he lives there!!!!!!:D:D

Alan Varrechia 12-08-2011 22:00

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300 less and one with no mates. :D:D:D:D:D:D

cashman 12-08-2011 22:03

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A simple solution- theres quite a few uninhabited islands off the british coastline, just dump em on them n let em fend fer thereselves, minimum cost n everybody decent is happy.

Tealeaf 12-08-2011 22:05

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..which reminds me about urinating money in the NHS. Did anyone read the papers this morning about the A level student who had her tongue lengthened in order for her to speak Korean? I am throughly peeved off with stories still about taxpayer-funded lifestyle jobs on the NHS...everything from IVF cycles, tattoo removal, sex changes and all the other nonsense. This has nowt to do with health - if you want to change your lifestyle, then do it but don't expect me to pay for it.

walkinman221 12-08-2011 22:06

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 925976)
1 in 300 sterilizations fail.
I would sterilize them alright......two Nori's and no anaesthetic.

OOOH :eek::eek::eek:

garinda 12-08-2011 22:18

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 925985)
..which reminds me about urinating money in the NHS. Did anyone read the papers this morning about the A level student who had her tongue lengthened in order for her to speak Korean? I am throughly peeved off with stories still about taxpayer-funded lifestyle jobs on the NHS...everything from IVF cycles, tattoo removal, sex changes and all the other nonsense. This has nowt to do with health - if you want to change your lifestyle, then do it but don't expect me to pay for it.

Don't be mean.

You've got out and about much more, since you were given your I.V.F unicycle.

Live, and let live.

Tealeaf 12-08-2011 22:27

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Oh dear.

So Rindy wants to continue taxpayer funded IVF cycles at five grand a time.

No doubt to breed more of the little bleeders who want to run off with a pair of size 8 Nikes under one arm, a Bang & Oulsen under the other and a Rolex in their pocket while leaving burning mayhem in their wake.

MargaretR 12-08-2011 22:29

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How come the east end is populated with little tealeaves? - been busy?

Tealeaf 12-08-2011 22:32

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 926006)
How come the east end is populated with little tealeaves? - been busy?

Do you mind? I'm very partial as to where I leave my seed.

garinda 12-08-2011 22:37

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 926005)
Oh dear.

So Rindy wants to continue taxpayer funded IVF cycles at five grand a time.

No doubt to breed more of the little bleeders who want to run off with a pair of size 8 Nikes under one arm, a Bang & Oulsen under the other and a Rolex in their pocket while leaving burning mayhem in their wake.

'Twas what we call 'a joke', up here.

I consider your proposals much too liberal.

I'd have concentration camps, to keep the bald and poor sighted away from decent folk.

;)

Tealeaf 12-08-2011 22:49

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Problem is, they'd have to be pretty big 'uns because the likes of me wouldn't get in because they'd be packed out with the likes of you.


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