Accrington Web

Accrington Web (https://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/index.php)
-   General Chat (https://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/f69/)
-   -   Greece Bailout (https://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/f69/greece-bailout-59727.html)

langy 02-12-2011 09:55

Re: Greece Bailout
 
Some years ago a small rural town in Spain twinned with a similar town in Greece.




The Mayor of the Greek town visited the Spanish town. When he saw the palatial mansion belonging to the Spanish mayor he wondered how he could afford such a house. The Spaniard said; "You see that bridge over there? The EU gave us a grant to build a four-lane bridge, but by building a single lane bridge with traffic lights at either end this house could be built".




The following year the Spaniard visited the Greek town. He was simply amazed at the Greek Mayor's house, gold taps, marble floors, it was marvellous. When he asked how this could be afforded the Greek said; "You see that bridge over there?"




The Spaniard replied; "No.!!!!"

MargaretR 17-12-2011 10:08

Re: Greece Bailout
 
There is a greek 'run on the banks',
Greeks fearing collapse of eurozone bailout pulled record sums from bank | Business | The Guardian

Looks like the first EU domino will topple soon.

Tealeaf 17-12-2011 13:16

Re: Greece Bailout
 
It is a slow day in a little Greek Village. The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.

On this particular day a nice english tourist stops at the local hotel and lays a €100 note on the desk, telling the hotel owner he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night. The owner gives him some keys and, as soon as the visitor has walked upstairs, the hotelier grabs the €100 note and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

The butcher takes the €100 note and runs down the street to repay his debt to the pig farmer.

The pig farmer takes the €100 note and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel.

The guy at the Farmers' Co-op takes the €100 note and runs to pay his drinks bill at the taverna.

The publican slips the money along to the local prostitute drinking at the bar, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer him "services" on credit. The hooker then rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill to the hotel owner with the €100 note. The hotel proprietor then places the €100 note back on the counter so the rich traveller will not suspect anything.

At that moment the traveller comes down the stairs, picks up the €100 note, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town.

No one produced anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole village is now out of debt and looking to the future with a lot more optimism. And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is what all this euro nonsense is all about.

jaysay 17-12-2011 13:39

Re: Greece Bailout
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 956475)
It is a slow day in a little Greek Village. The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.

On this particular day a nice english tourist stops at the local hotel and lays a €100 note on the desk, telling the hotel owner he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night. The owner gives him some keys and, as soon as the visitor has walked upstairs, the hotelier grabs the €100 note and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

The butcher takes the €100 note and runs down the street to repay his debt to the pig farmer.

The pig farmer takes the €100 note and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel.

The guy at the Farmers' Co-op takes the €100 note and runs to pay his drinks bill at the taverna.

The publican slips the money along to the local prostitute drinking at the bar, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer him "services" on credit. The hooker then rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill to the hotel owner with the €100 note. The hotel proprietor then places the €100 note back on the counter so the rich traveller will not suspect anything.

At that moment the traveller comes down the stairs, picks up the €100 note, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town.

No one produced anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole village is now out of debt and looking to the future with a lot more optimism. And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is what all this euro nonsense is all about.

Well to me Tealeaf that sums it up to me, pity the hooker didn't repay Gordon Brown or we wouldn't be in the mess we're now in:D

Tealeaf 17-12-2011 13:48

Re: Greece Bailout
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 956480)
Well to me Tealeaf that sums it up to me, pity the hooker didn't repay Gordon Brown or we wouldn't be in the mess we're now in:D

She did. But Brown then gave it to someone in Africa, who in turn bunged it in a Swiss bank account.

jaysay 17-12-2011 13:52

Re: Greece Bailout
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 956486)
She did. But Brown then gave it to someone in Africa, who in turn bunged it in a Swiss bank account.

On his behalf;)


All times are GMT. The time now is 23:09.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.6.1
© 2003-2013 AccringtonWeb.com