Originally Posted by cashman (Post 956103)

Yeh should pay more attention, after all yeh started this thread, which has sod all to do wi anyone on here only you.:rolleyes::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38: now who's a divvy?:D

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 956091)

You should pay more attention, when we're talking about backstabbers on here, the reference is to our noble MP who stabbed the people who voted for him in the back on Europe, aided and abetted by his marry bunch on HBC, you get none out of ten for observation divvy

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 955861)

Well the Posty has just arrived at my gaff, a few Xmas Cards and a huge padded envelope, Thinking that I hadn't order out, I was wondering what was in the little package. When I opened it I laughed so much I nearly passed my fags round, twas only from Conservative Central office with all kinds of bumph calendar, propaganda leaflets and a mock leather bound diary (check if it was for next year) the same diary which 20 years ago they were charging £3-50 for, seams nobody has told them I'm no longer a member, or is it a cunning plan to try and temped me back:D:D:D

Originally Posted by Less (Post 956171)

Well, it's certainly a plan, though hardly a cunning plan.
All those years paying into their funds as a faithful card carrier, who was willing to go out and spread the word door to door and what did it get you?

Ziltch, Nada, sweet fanny adams.

You tell them where to go stuff themselves, suddenly you are important to them, such loyalty as yours deserves recognition and now you've got it.
Don't worry though, I'm sure there are many more just like you from all the political faithful of all parties.
You are now doing more for your party than you ever did as a member, you have them thinking, admitted at the moment they are only thinking how can we get this scmuck to restart paying into the party funds, but it's a start.
You never know, Central Office may at this very moment be planning to send your mate PB around either to butter you up a bit more or else to reclaim a diary they sent by mistake, (if your lucky they will admit it was their fault and won't expect you to reimburse the cost of postage, but don't hold your breath).

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 956172)

Weren't a mistake Less, the bumph started Dear John:D:D

Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 956178)

It can't be the first time you've had a Dear John letter;)

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 956182)

Ya but you'd never have had the chance to send one:p

Originally Posted by Less (Post 956198)

Oh, I'm sure she's sent plenty,

Dear John,

No that's too personal, it would start:-

Dear whom it may concern,

PLEASE NOTE, this is not a circular.

I have just had the results back from the STD Clinic, & therefore have had to add your name to the list of bulk appointments I have been advised to arrange.
You are urgently advised not to break the chain, just copy it out and send it to at least 10 of your conquests. Within three weeks your efforts will be rewarded with enough appointments to, if not cure at least contain the outbreak of a very virilent strain that so far has beaten all medical Sciences known antibiotics, ( I myself have not completed the course of medicines, preferring a mixture of acupuncture, zen readings and a very large amount of pink sea salt spread liberally over the affected area, (the sea salt has minerals essential)).

Thank you for your time and you can feel proud to know you are now part of what will be the largest chain mail group ever recorded.

P.S. I suggest you buy shares in the post office their prices are about to go through the roof!

Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 956202)

Another priceless post Less, thanks for really making me smile.

Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 956215)

By the way Less how's the back?

Originally Posted by Less (Post 956218)

It's muchly improved thanks, I have been on a course of alternative medicine, I've been drinking vodka with whiskey chashers, instead of my usual John Smith's, it like all the other mumbo jumbo bullshine alternatives doesn't really cure anything but after a 16 hour per day session of this treatment I just don't care about the pain.

Originally Posted by Less (Post 956218)

It's muchly improved thanks, I have been on a course of alternative medicine, I've been drinking vodka with whiskey chashers, instead of my usual John Smith's, it like all the other mumbo jumbo bullshine alternatives doesn't really cure anything but after a 16 hour per day session of this treatment I just don't care about the pain.

Originally Posted by Less (Post 956218)

It's muchly improved thanks, I have been on a course of alternative medicine, I've been drinking vodka with whiskey chashers, instead of my usual John Smith's, it like all the other mumbo jumbo bullshine alternatives doesn't really cure anything but after a 16 hour per day session of this treatment I just don't care about the pain.

Originally Posted by mobertol (Post 956221)

Alcohol is a good muscle relaxant