What do some people use for brains?
 

My eye was caught by this article in the Mail online today...

What a NUMBSKULL! Self-styled 'Mad Dog' with full-face tattoo spared jail after stealing metal for scrap | Mail Online

Call me a reactionary old fossil if you wish, but I cannot for the life of me see how this braindead idiot hopes to get on in life. I mean tattoos on your arms or chest is one thing. I'd even go so far as to say one on your bum is ok, but your face?

Needless to say the halfwit is on benefits and probably has been since he left school. Looking like he does I would say that it is a racing certainty that he will still be drawing benefit up to the day he applies for his pension.

What employer in their right mind would even pause to consider whether to give this clown a job?

I despair, really, I do.

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But isn't that the point, he does not want a job. After all he can say any employer is discrimiating against his human rights to be a numpty.
Absolute idiot

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Didn't it used to be illegal for a tattooist to tattoo someone above their wrists and neckline?

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Apparently not, luv. Just inadvisable.

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Hold on, how did this numpty afford his tattoo, luv.
Or was it a case of how could you charge for that, luv

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OK, sweetie.

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Errm, he sells noxious substances for a hobby, allegedly, luv.

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To understand the 'luv' thing, have a read of the the thread 'Terms of Endearment', Michael luv.

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he may have tricked the tattoo artist and done a handstand and asked to have his arse tattooed :)

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I already have, sweetie. My term of endearment is sweetie, sweetie!

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Ohh! Way to go Micheal, sweetie, luv.:D:D:D

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Are you suggesting that stealing metal and selling drugs are not considered as acceptable full time jobs today?
The man is self employed, for heavens sake!

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He's only self employed if he pays his tax and national insurance, luv...

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Looking again at him, I have a question, luv.
Who would sleep with this fool? Luv

Not me, I'd be awake all the time, too frightened to close my eyes!

Matron (as in a carry on endearment, Ooooh! matron!!!)