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Less	10-02-2013 19:35

Re: What happens at an atheist church?

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 1041526)

Nah ... them's just good ol' boys from south of the Mason-Dixon line ... you know, where the host is a mayonnaise sandwhich, and the sacramental wine comes from Billy Bob's still down by the Green River;)

I'd heard that the sacremental wine was delivered from the spitoon by the side of the bar and that it was tradition to down it in one swallow because the contents tend to stick together, or are they a different faction of Red Knecks?

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/i...ellie_spit.gif

jaysay

11-02-2013 08:50

Re: What happens at an atheist church?

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 1041531)

The communion Wine was definitely blessed by the Priest, prior to the altar boys consumption, I can swear to that:D Mind you I'm a great believer of copying somebody being a form of flattery Less, or is it catching, spelling mistakes I mean:D:p:p:p

Less	11-02-2013 09:48

Re: What happens at an atheist church?

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 1041597)

What has that got to do with the Red Necks Eric and I were talking about?
:confused:

jaysay

11-02-2013 10:43

Re: What happens at an atheist church?

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 1041609)

What has that got to do with the Red Necks Eric and I were talking about?
:confused:

because I've always know catholics to be called rednecks Less

Less	11-02-2013 12:39

Re: What happens at an atheist church?

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 1041617)

because I've always know catholics to be called rednecks Less

They ain't the only red necks in the world, some are gun totin salt of the earth I hate everyone red necks.
Oh, hang on, maybe they are the catholic church?

yerself

11-02-2013 15:29

Re: What happens at an atheist church?

After today's news will this be the new leader of the world's Catholics?

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net...z0gHi9gqaD5Qk_

jaysay

11-02-2013 17:09

Re: What happens at an atheist church?

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Originally Posted by yerself (Post 1041640)

After today's news will this be the new leader of the world's Catholics?

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net...z0gHi9gqaD5Qk_

An x in a box yerself:confused::D

Boeing Guy

11-02-2013 17:46

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Apparently he's quitting because 'Jim fixed it' for him!
Anyway I am looking forward to the new season of Pope Idol.:D

MargaretR

11-02-2013 18:16

Re: What happens at an atheist church?

The next pope may well be the last -
..if you believe the prophesy of Saint Malachy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prophecy_of_the_Popes

jaysay

11-02-2013 18:41

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 1041664)

The next pope may well be the last -
..if you believe the prophesy of Saint Malachy

Prophecy of the Popes - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Excuse me now please well I go and lie down in a dark corner, its just getting too much for me now and its only the first day:cool:

Boeing Guy

11-02-2013 19:16

Re: What happens at an atheist church?

Did the Mayans write it?

yerself

14-02-2013 10:49

Re: What happens at an atheist church?

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Originally Posted by jaysay

An x in a box yerself:confused::D

It was a pic of Fr. Jack Hackett from Craggy Island dressed as Pope. I found it on Twitter but it disappeared from the site so has disappeared from here. It doesn't look like the next Pope will be Jack IX.

Paddy Power are offering:
Father Dougal Maguire (Craggy Island) 1000/1.

Less	14-02-2013 11:10

Re: What happens at an atheist church?

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Originally Posted by yerself (Post 1042046)

Paddy Power are offering:
Father Dougal Maguire (Craggy Island) 1000/1.

Nothing new there if he gets in, a Pope that doesn't give a Feck!

:rolleyes:

jaysay

14-02-2013 17:30

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 1042052)

Nothing new there if he gets in, a Pope that doesn't give a Feck!

:rolleyes:

ya but he'll like to tell others how to or how not to do it.;) and when:rolleyes:

Rexmaniac

22-02-2013 00:04

Re: What happens at an atheist church?

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 1041037)

What is BOFT?

When I googled I got this
BOFT - Definition by AcronymFinder
which doesn't seem to mean what you intended it to.:confused:

"*** BOFT Business Opportunities from Turkey
** BOFT Bureau of Fair Trade for Imports and Exports (Ministry of Commerce of the People's Republic of China)
** BOFT Bearing Oil Film Thickness
** BOFT Blown Optical Fiber Technology
* BOFT Board of Foreign Trade"

PS more googling
Urban Dictionary: Boft :eek::eek::eek:

'Book Of Fairy Tales'....

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