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garinda 23-02-2005 13:22

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You need to get out more in London, most hotel bars in Park Lane are full of very convincing trannys, lol. As for extremes of hetro/homosexuality theres an awfully large grey area in the middle. In more liberal civilizations bisexuality was more open. l ve also met lots of five beer queers on a saturday night @ closing time! Bit sexist to say women aren t as likely to form same sex relationships in same sex enviroments. Myra wasn t a dyke before she was banged up!

Tealeaf 23-02-2005 13:23

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Are you a puffter or a lesbo, G78?

g78 23-02-2005 13:25

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Tealeaf
Are you a puffter or a lesbo, G78?

Believe it or not tealeaf im a human being.

slinky 23-02-2005 13:26

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Quote:

Originally Posted by g78
Ok so when i was beaten for walking quietly down a street, or when at school i was spat on and verbally abused every day for just being quiet and keeping my head down, that was pushing my sexuality? I never looked for abuse, i was quiet and low key yet my life was made hell..... guess I brought and deserved all that eh?

No g78 you certainly did'nt. I went to school with a girl and she was OBSSESSED about calling other people LESBO'S AND GAY'S. If people even lifted there head up in the changing rooms you was a LESBO according to her. A couple of years later when I had got married and had children, I saw her out one night and guess what!! she is a lesbian. I think for years she had hidden the fact, and by way of calling others she had thought it may go away.

chav1 23-02-2005 13:27

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i dont think people are born gay you never see small children walking around saying will you be my boyfriend when at school

i think it kicks in around puberty when all things are getting messed up in your bodys

that only acounts for some gays though i truely belive that in recent years it has become almost trendy and fashionable to be gay due to all the promotion tv gives homosexuality especialy channel 4 they cant get enough homosexuality to fill their tv shows its almost a must to have at least 2 gays in big brother

when homosexualitry was frowned upon gays didnt run around screming for this and that and look at me ime gay ime better than anybody but now it its accepted anyone who wonders what its like to have sex with another man can openly go out and try it without the stigma that used to be attatched to been homosexual

its a bit like stealing , peopel dont do it because it is wrong but there are people who just cant help it but if it was made legal there would be plenty of people who would steal just because they now can and no one will think bad of them as it is legal

slinky 23-02-2005 13:29

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The other thing that really makes me laugh is men that say GAY B'''''ARDS. F'''''KING HOMO'S, but you ask a man if he would like to be in the same room as two lesbians at it...............?? think about 90% would do, so is this hypocritical OR WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!

Tealeaf 23-02-2005 13:32

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Quote:

Originally Posted by slinky
The other thing that really makes me laugh is men that say GAY B'''''ARDS. F'''''KING HOMO'S, but you ask a man if he would like to be in the same room as two lesbians at it...............?? think about 90% would do, so is this hypocritical OR WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!

Two dykes...not a cat in hells chance...but get a couple of horny young wenches who are up for a threesome, then, hell, I'd volunteer.

slinky 23-02-2005 13:39

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf
Two dykes...not a cat in hells chance...but get a couple of horny young wenches who are up for a threesome, then, hell, I'd volunteer.

so exactly if it wrong for two men to do it, surely it is wrong for two woman to aswell??
If you are dead against it then your dead against it but it's like saying............I hate woman, then sending your wife a bunch of flowers with a message on like ''I LOVE YOU''
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM M

Tealeaf 23-02-2005 13:47

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Originally Posted by slinky
so exactly if it wrong for two men to do it, surely it is wrong for two woman to aswell??
If you are dead against it then your dead against it but it's like saying............I hate woman, then sending your wife a bunch of flowers with a message on like ''I LOVE YOU''
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM M

If I hated my wife, then I would'nt waste money on flowers, would I? This is another example of female do-gooders twisted logic.
Mind you, I would'nt send flowers anyway...what's the point? After a few days ther're dead...what sort of message is that?

slinky 23-02-2005 13:49

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf
If I hated my wife, then I would'nt waste money on flowers, would I? This is another example of female do-gooders twisted logic.
Mind you, I would'nt send flowers anyway...what's the point? After a few days ther're dead...what sort of message is that?

i DID'NT SAY '' IF YOU HATED YOUR WIFE!!'' though did I
READ WHAT I SAID!!!!

Tealeaf 23-02-2005 13:51

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Originally Posted by slinky
i DID'NT SAY '' IF YOU HATED YOUR WIFE!!'' though did I
READ WHAT I SAID!!!!

I just have....it now makes even less sense. "I hate woman"......what sort of nonsense is that?

slinky 23-02-2005 13:53

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Tealeaf
I just have....it now makes even less sense. "I hate woman"......what sort of nonsense is that?

Like i said before:thefinger whateva

chav1 23-02-2005 13:54

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u see how much trouble gay friendly navy has caused on this forum lol

i wonder how bad it will get on the ships themselves , they will probably be too busy fighting amongst themselves to fight the enemy lol

slinky 23-02-2005 13:55

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[QUOTE=Tealeafbut get a couple of horny young wenches who are up for a threesome, then, hell, I'd volunteer.[/QUOTE]
And i suppose your lovely wife that never recieves flowers would love to hear that!!!!! would make her feel even better to know she is married to a lovely husband.

Less 23-02-2005 13:55

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This thread is way off what you started tea' can we get back to the Senior Service & b*m Boys being enlisted.

slinky 23-02-2005 13:57

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Less
This thread is way off what you started tea' can we get back to the Senior Service & b*m Boys being enlisted.

Why are people not aloud to defend themselves less??

Less 23-02-2005 14:02

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Quote:

Originally Posted by slinky
Why are people not aloud to defend themselves less??

I don't think you are defending yourself every time you use the keyboard you just show yourself to be lacking in something, however I found the original thread far more interesting than what it has now turned into.
http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/a...tid=2943&stc=1

slinky 23-02-2005 14:05

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Less
I don't think you are defending yourself every time you use the keyboard you just show yourself to be lacking in something, however I found the original thread far more interesting than what it has now turned into.
http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/a...tid=2943&stc=1

you would!!!! and what am I lacking?? A small minded man mind?? yeah your right and would probably never want for one either.

Less 23-02-2005 14:10

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Originally Posted by slinky
you would!!!! and what am I lacking?? A small minded man mind?? yeah your right and would probably never want for one either.

So throwing silly little tantrums &trying very ineffectually to insult others is your form Of DEFENDING yourself is it?

:s_aim1::alright::hehetable:rofl38:

rockrabbit 23-02-2005 14:13

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i reckon we should have the next accyweb bash at plymouth docks lol

rockrabbit 23-02-2005 14:20

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also prizes for anyone who comes dressed as a sailor saturday night and also has the guts to go in the back door sorry i mean stage door in blackburn later on and sing in the navy lol

luke orourke 1988 23-02-2005 14:26

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flippineck this is a populer convo.


what u talkin about

slinky 23-02-2005 14:33

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Originally Posted by Less
So throwing silly little tantrums &trying very ineffectually to insult others is your form Of DEFENDING yourself is it?

:s_aim1::alright::hehetable:rofl38:

Insult others AWWWWWWWWW don't make me laugh, I see alot more people insulting others mate!! calling people queers, ass bandits, and bum bangers is'nt insulting is it not??
yeah so therefore I am not the only person doing the insulting.
Anyay enough on this argument and maybe the moderators should put a sign on the login saying NO QUEERS, NO OPINIONS (OTHER THAN THE ONES THAT THE MEN HAVE) AND NO-ONE WHO IS LACKING IN ANYTHING.

Less 23-02-2005 14:41

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Quote:

Originally Posted by slinky
Insult others AWWWWWWWWW don't make me laugh, I see alot more people insulting others mate!! calling people queers, ass bandits, and bum bangers is'nt insulting is it not??
yeah so therefore I am not the only person doing the insulting.
Anyay enough on this argument and maybe the moderators should put a sign on the login saying NO QUEERS, NO OPINIONS (OTHER THAN THE ONES THAT THE MEN HAVE) AND NO-ONE WHO IS LACKING IN ANYTHING.

diddums den, no need to shout!
:p

-pixie 23-02-2005 17:48

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Can I nominate this thread as funniest one this week please?:D

Margaret Pilkington 23-02-2005 17:57

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I don't care about a persons sexuality as long as it doesn't interfere with what they are paid to do......however, some homosexuals and lesbians are so 'in your face' with their sexuality that it becomes almost a challenge......that I find offensive and disturbing. (PLEASE NOTE......I said SOME). And I use gay to mean lively, bright or merry......not homosexual or lesbian.

Doug 23-02-2005 18:11

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington
And I use gay to mean lively, bright or merry......not homosexual or lesbian.

I'm Gay:eek:

Less 23-02-2005 18:15

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug
I'm Gay:eek:

Thats the trouble with you gays Doug you think you have to tell every-one.

Doug 23-02-2005 18:19

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Less
Thats the trouble with you gays Doug you think you have to tell every-one.

Now less there's now't wrong in telling everyone that your feeling lively, bright and merry......it's better than being an over inflated old fart............

Less 23-02-2005 18:27

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug
Now less there's now't wrong in telling everyone that your feeling lively, bright and merry......it's better than being an over inflated old fart............

Actually Doug I don't think you should hide yourself behind false modesty, I think you have the talent to be both at the same time.
:cool:

Margaret Pilkington 23-02-2005 18:28

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I knew you were gay Doug......and some days so am I! The other times I am a BOF....a cynical one at at that!

Doug 23-02-2005 18:35

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Less
Actually Doug I don't think you should hide yourself behind false modesty, I think you have the talent to be both at the same time.
:cool:

I think your very talented too less.

Doug 23-02-2005 18:37

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington
I knew you were gay Doug......and some days so am I! The other times I am a BOF....a cynical one at at that!

By hell Margaret, I know what you mean.....

Less 23-02-2005 18:40

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug
I think your very talented too less.

LMAO no man anyway!!! hehehehehe
(I have no idea what it means but it would be a shame to let it pass just in case it's a really good insult).
;)

Doug 23-02-2005 18:43

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Oh you have talent less, insult? why would I want too insult you.....lol

Less 23-02-2005 18:53

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug
Oh you have talent less, insult? why would I want too insult you.....lol

LMAO no man anyway!!! hehehehehe
(I have no idea what it means but it would be a shame to let it pass just in case it's a really good insult).


I didn't think you would, but if we repeat this phrase in as many threads as we can some-one might just explain what it means.

-pixie 23-02-2005 19:54

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington
I don't care about a persons sexuality as long as it doesn't interfere with what they are paid to do......however, some homosexuals and lesbians are so 'in your face' with their sexuality that it becomes almost a challenge......that I find offensive and disturbing. (PLEASE NOTE......I said SOME). And I use gay to mean lively, bright or merry......not homosexual or lesbian.

Very well said.:)

Doug 23-02-2005 20:57

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Quote:

Originally Posted by -pixie
Very well said.:)

Agreed............:)

Acrylic-bob 23-02-2005 21:09

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No! I'm Spartacus!

Gobsmacked 23-02-2005 21:38

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Less
LMAO no man anyway!!! hehehehehe
(I have no idea what it means but it would be a shame to let it pass just in case it's a really good insult).


I didn't think you would, but if we repeat this phrase in as many threads as we can some-one might just explain what it means.

I know what LMAO is but the "no man anyway" means nothing to me.

chav1 23-02-2005 23:38

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got to thinking and realised that a gay relation ship is actualy more equal than a hetrosexual relation ship

hetrosexual relationships its all give

a gay relationships is give and take :idunno:

i am of course refering to roses i have no control over what your smutty minds are thinking :p

Acrylic-bob 24-02-2005 06:01

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In my mis-spent youth, I worked in London, for an eminent art historian who was himself a pupil of that archest of all queen's, Sir Anthony Blunt, former Master of the Queen' Pictures, Russian Spy and one of the few people who could out-camp the Queen Mother!. One day the subject of gay extremists in general and Peter Tatchell's antics in particular came up in conversation and he reminded me of what Sir Anthony had to say on the subject of the gay rights movement; " There are times dear, when one would wish that 'the love that dare not speak its name' would learn to keep its bloody gob shut!"

It's just one of those things that stick in your mind and I thought I would share it with you all.

garinda 24-02-2005 08:21

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The same Sir Anthony Blunt who was a homosexual when it was illegal to be so, who was blackmailed for it into spying for the former Soviet Union, & becoming a traitor? Happy days. He wasn't unmasked as the infamous forth man until much later when he was the keeper of the Queen's pictures, [thats Elizabeth not Elton!] lncidently l saw the great Alan Bennet star as Blunt in his own play about the whole silly story 'Single Spies.' Prunella Scales was the Queen, someone shouted 'Sybil' when she came on- it was very funny!

Acrylic-bob 24-02-2005 08:33

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Yes, That's him. The same one who entertained members of the Guards Division at his flat in the Courtauld Institute. Like most Aristocratic queens he was partial to "a bit of rough".

garinda 24-02-2005 08:40

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Yeah taking the Queens shilling always seemed a dubious phrase.

Acrylic-bob 24-02-2005 08:49

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Hmmm. "Soldiers of the Queen" in more than one sense.

Tealeaf 24-02-2005 16:09

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Anyway, to get back to the recruiting drive. Apparently the RAF are now actively seeking out Gays. They are going to be Rear-Gunners.

park381 24-02-2005 16:14

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Tealeaf
Anyway, to get back to the recruiting drive. Apparently the RAF are now actively seeking out Gays. They are going to be Rear-Gunners.

:rofl38: :rofl38: :rofl38: :rofl38: :rofl38: :rofl38:
What can I say to that

Doug 24-02-2005 16:19

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Tealeaf
Anyway, to get back to the recruiting drive. Apparently the RAF are now actively seeking out Gays. They are going to be Rear-Gunners.



Tealeaf your get a little bit naughty these days.

Terry 27-02-2005 12:00

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Generally speaking, they are all usually bottom of their class at school.:)

Less 27-02-2005 12:19

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I can't understand why this is so interesting, in the words of Dame Edna, "Lesbianism? That always leaves a bad taste in my mouth!"

chav1 27-02-2005 12:24

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until recenty i thought a turd router was someone who worked in the sewers :idunno:

the real michael 13-02-2006 06:00

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just another crock of **** agenda made by the mollified majority....
no morals and difinately no wisdom ...

the real michael 13-02-2006 06:17

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Lev 18:22-29 You shall not lie with a male as with a woman. It is an abomination. 23 Nor shall you mate with any animal, to defile yourself with it. Nor shall any woman stand before an animal to mate with it. It is perversion. 24 Do not defile yourselves with any of these things; for by all these the nations are defiled, which I am casting out before you. 25 For the land is defiled; therefore I visit the punishment of its iniquity upon it, and the land vomits out its inhabitants. 26 You shall therefore keep My statutes and My judgments, and shall not commit any of these abominations, either any of your own nation or any stranger who dwells among you 27 (for all these abominations the men of the land have done, who were before you, and thus the land is defiled), 28 lest the land vomit you out also when you defile it, as it vomited out the nations that were before you. 29 For whoever commits any of these abominations, the persons who commit them shall be cut off from among their people. .....you liberals are anti-christs ....FACT

Tealeaf 13-02-2006 13:07

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All this vomiting....me thinks Leviticus spent to much time on the alcopops.

Less 13-02-2006 13:32

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Quote:

Originally Posted by the real michael
Lev 18:22-29 .....you liberals are anti-christs ....FACT

If there is one thing I can stand alot less than a b*m-bandit it's a Bible basher, how long did you spend searching before you actually found something that suited your purpose?
:evil:

SPUGGIE J 13-02-2006 13:40

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It is something to do. Better than watchiing afternoon TV. :)

Tealeaf 13-02-2006 14:52

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J
It is something to do. Better than watchiing afternoon TV. :)

Which? Bum or Bible bashing?

SPUGGIE J 13-02-2006 14:56

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Tealeaf
Which? Bum or Bible bashing?

Whatever is fancied at the time. ;)

Less 13-02-2006 16:50

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J
Whatever is fancied at the time. ;)

If you are doing both at the same time is that what is known as bashing the Bishop?
:eek:

Tealeaf 21-02-2006 14:05

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Oh dear. It gets worse. What do I read in today's Times but the following:


Archives open up online window to gay history

By Will Pavia
http://images.thetimes.co.uk/images/trans.gifGAY history will burst out of the closet at British libraries this year. The National Archives has launched a pilot project consisting of an online portal devoted to lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender history. It will link Britain’s regional archives and draw out material previously buried in court records and a host of disparate sources. NI_MPU('middle');“This was the crime not to be named,” said Harry Cocks, lecturer in British history at Birkbeck College.

What an aptly named individual this gentleman is. However, I would like to know what the taxpayer is doing in financially supporting this nonsense. While libaries such as that in Church are being closed down through lack of funding, resources are being pored into into the glorification of gay porn. Am I the only one who thinks that priorites are wrong?

Here is the article in full:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...050106,00.html

Acrylic-bob 21-02-2006 17:52

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Well, if we can all support Lancashire County Council's thrusting Black History on us through it's libraries service, despite the fact that there is no black history in Accrington, then why should the history of gay persecution not be similarly funded? There are after all quite a few friends of Dorothy in Accy - past and present.

Less 27-03-2007 21:05

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Just been trolling, (please refer to the polari guide supplied on the site below), around the docks in Liverpool, imagine my disappointment when I finally got to the Maritime Museum (I only go there for the old wrecks you know), and discovered that I had missed by only a few days, this rather interesting exhibition:-

Hello Sailor

Oops sorry that link only takes you to part of it here's the polari link,

Polari

Ianto.W. 27-03-2007 21:21

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Less (Post 120694)
I can't understand why this is so interesting, in the words of Dame Edna, "Lesbianism? That always leaves a bad taste in my mouth!"

The last time I saw a decent t--t was when I looked in the mirror.:rolleyes:

steeljack 27-03-2007 21:34

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LOL, interesting , I'm saying nowt , last time I mentioned anything on this subject ,I was brought up on charges before the moderators and recieved 20 lashes for supposedly insulting another user of Accy web , but since this was part of an exhibit by a National Museum (so it must be true) I feel vindicated

:D :D :D

Ianto.W. 27-03-2007 21:55

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Quote:

Originally Posted by steeljack (Post 404160)
LOL, interesting , I'm saying nowt , last time I mentioned anything on this subject ,I was brought up on charges before the moderators and recieved 20 lashes for supposedly insulting another user of Accy web , but since this was part of an exhibit by a National Museum (so it must be true) I feel vindicated

:D :D :D

Yes but did you enjoy the pain of being the whipping boy steeljack.:D :D :D

steeljack 27-03-2007 22:01

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Originally Posted by Ianto.W. (Post 404186)
Yes but did you enjoy the pain of being the whipping boy steeljack.:D :D :D

its a fine line between pain and pleasure , but when applied right ......

;) ;) :D :D

garinda 27-03-2007 22:53

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Less (Post 404145)
Just been trolling, (please refer to the polari guide supplied on the site below), around the docks in Liverpool, imagine my disappointment when I finally got to the Maritime Museum (I only go there for the old wrecks you know), and discovered that I had missed by only a few days, this rather interesting exhibition:-

Hello Sailor

Oops sorry that link only takes you to part of it here's the polari link,

Polari

You'll be getting a slap in the varda from that old sea dog Jambutty, for bringing the name of the Queen's Royal Navy into disrepute, for highlighting this issue.

I'd better scarper now dear, before the lally arrive.:D

steeljack 27-03-2007 23:03

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Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 404234)
You'll be getting a slap in the varda from that old sea dog Jambutty, for bringing the name of the Queen's Royal Navy into disrepute, for highlighting this issue.

I'd better scarper now dear, before the lally arrive.:D

Nah , I think he's safe , the exhibit refers to the Merchant Navy not the Queens Navy ,

(the Merchant Navy , these were all the old puffs and queens who kept the kids in the UK from starving during WW2 by sailing in old rust buckets and died in greater numbers proportionally than the Queens navy to bring food to the beleaguerd isle)

;) ;)

Less 27-03-2007 23:13

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Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 404234)

I'd better scarper now dear, before the lally arrive.:D

I know what you mean, kisses sweetie, Byeeee

http://humanflowerproject.com/images...and-others.jpg
No Rindy, put your glasses on it says "kiss the Cook" on his apron!


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