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Aaaaaah John, I hope the music made up for the let down!

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Will do fireman.

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The music was great Margaret.

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l rated my own journal last night and gave it top marks! l was going to do it to someone elses but l sort of got mixed up, and then had to give everyone else a mark so they were all equal again.
In my defence l haven't slept in 48 hours and feel a bit spaced out. But l've been racked with guilt and thought the moderator's could see what l'd done, and think me a right conceited idiot.
Thank you for letting me unburden myself, l'm off to walk to Canterbury on my knees now as recompence.

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thats a great story, ihave tears in my eyes with laughing ..

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No need for recompence Garinda we all accept your confession. just don't do it again.

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It was many years ago that I used to work with a young man who was a lay preacher. It was just after the days of National Service and such were his beliefs that he, as a conscientious objector, had done his service in the local hospital, doing the most menial jobs. He would never buy a raffle ticket for a good cause because he disapproved of gambling, though he would always make a donation. Above all, he would not touch alcohol. He had signed "The Pledge".

One Friday we had an office trip to Blackpool. We hired a coach and had the afternoon on the Golden Mile, followed by an evening in the Tower ballroom then through the illuminations before heading back home.

We all congregated at the bar in the tower and someone, I swear it wasn't me, persuaded him to have a cider and assured him it was non-alcoholic (it was and it was strong stuff). He tried one and he loved it. I was guilty of persuading him to have another, and another, and - well, I think he had 6 all together. When he made a show of himself on the dance floor I thought it was hilarious. When he was sick in the coach park I told him it was the fish and chips he'd eaten earlier. When he fell into a deep, snoring sleep on the coach I laughed as much as anyone.

On the following Monday he came to work and thanked everyone for a fantastic night out and said it just showed you could have a good time without getting drunk.

I have felt guilty ever since.

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It was probably the best night he ever had bet he never ate fish and chips again though.haha

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i once got locked in my friends bedsit and had to use his flask to pee in as i couldnt get out the room to use the toilet situated upstairs

months later we went camping and at the last minuite before setting off he hollard quick get the flask and make some coffee while i finish packing the car

it was a rush job and the pee was still in the flask so i quickly emptied the contents of the flask down the sink and chucked in a few spoons of coffe and some boiling water

later that day in camp i sat by sipping my can of coke watching my 2 friends and our girlfriends enjoy their loverly cup of cofee

it would have remained a secret amongst us to this day but when splitting up with that particular girlfriend i pointed out that she had drank my urine as i was loosing the argument lol.

another time some idiot abandoned their car in our parking space and no one went near it for 6 weeks so we tried the door and it was open and found a spare key then took it to the scrap yard and had a night out on the beer with what we got for it

a few days later we were driving towards clayton and saw some realy upset looking guy towing the car back towards accy lol

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would like to add the car was in bad shape and 6 months out of tax so after 6 weeks we assumed it had been abandoned but it turned out it was a tax dodger so in a way he paid a tax getting his car back from the scrappers lol

the police didnt want to know about it when we rang so we took matters into our own hands you could say lol

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I do have a confession, but it is already in the Anything Goes section, so just bear with me as I will go and find it. It will be quicker to cut and paste...

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On my way to work one morning, a few years ago, I phoned my hubby (now ex) and asked him to take the chops out of the freezer to defrost for tea. When I got home the empty packet was sat on the sink draining board, and the cat looked slightly sheepish. I eventually found the chops buried in the cat litter tray. So I swilled them under the tap and cooked them. He came in from playing footie, absolutely drunk out of his mind and demanding his tea, which I duly served up with a smile on my face. I had made myself chicken and eaten it before he came home.:D

He was also the recipient of one of my extra special dog food sarnies. Again coming home drunk from footy the typical slurring 'where's my tea?' demand. So I made him a chum sandwich with salad on it. It must have been good because he asked for another one..:)

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Excellent post westender, realy made me giggle. lol

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LETTIE your an evil woman hope I never get on the wrong side of you. You musr recite all the posts on Accy Web 3 times and feed the dog a steak...........

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The confession l'll only come out with when l'm really, really drunk, involves a French Farmer, and a bedroom window, and could have led to me being imprisoned in a French jail.
Not teasing you, l'll probably spill the beans at The Stag, Easter Saturday, but l'm too ashamed to commit it to print.

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My dear you should print it. Confession is good for the soul...... PLUS WE CAN GIVE YOU SOME STICK ON EASTER SATURDAY WHEN WE HAVE ALL READ IT .....