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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS ,,(and nothing but the truth).......
Come on Garinda lets here all about your duster..........
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS ,,(and nothing but the truth).......
got awarded pub of the season by camra in the first twelve months we where in the pub.had joseph holts on and tetley cask so at the presentation we had loads in from camra and reps from tetleys,both beers went so went in the cellar to change them the bulb had gone so i struggled eventually went back to the bar and pulled them both off!the camra lads where holding there glasses up saying the holts was in fine fettle and the tetley reps where saying the tetleys was also in fine fettle. i went back down the cellar to change the bulb and whoops...yes you got it the holts was piped up to the tetleys and the tetleys piped up to the holts, so i didnt dare change them whilst they where praising the beers!
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS ,,(and nothing but the truth).......
Why change what ain't broken.............
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS ,,(and nothing but the truth).......
Yoy would think that since this thread was started all these new members would like to get something off their chests and laugh about it at the same time. Come on you new members read the thread and contribute,
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS ,,(and nothing but the truth).......
We usually head up to our vacation home in New Hampshire to celbrate Christmas, which allows us to share the holidays with my sister and her family, as well as my in-laws.
On Christmas Eve, I was preparing supper for the gang and singing to amuse my self. I really got into singing "The Judge's Song" from Gilbert and Sullivan's Trial By Jury. When I reached the line, "She may very well pass for forty-three In the dusk, with a light behind her!" my father-in-law started to laugh uncontrollably. While I was well aware that it was my wife's birthday (that's why I was preparing dinner), I had quite forgotten that it was her 43rd. Took me quite some time to convince her that I had not sung that line just to annoy her!:o |
Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS ,,(and nothing but the truth).......
And we believe you honest we do.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS ,,(and nothing but the truth).......
Well this is my story:-
My band arrived at a venue down south where we had been booked to play,we duly started to set up our equipment and ready ourselves for the evenings show. At 8pm we took to the stage and started our opening number,within 3 lines of the opening verse, a woman in the audience started to heckle us,nothing strange in that I guess,but as the song went on the heckling became louder and more nasty.However,being proffessional(honest) we carried on for half an hour with this woman shouting at us! Eventually I had had enough and stopped the band mid song................SILENCE ensued.......I then turned to the woman and said ' Please dont come to my work and tell me how to do my job!...........(pause)....................I wouldnt dream of coming to your work and telling you how to clean toilets!!!'. The lads in the band fell about the stage killing themselves laughing and the gig ended without any further interruptions. At the end of the night I went to sort out the money with the con sec, and appologised for my earlier outburst,He then explained to me that it wasnt Him I should appologise to, but the person who had booked us,and promptly pointed me in the direction of..................yep you guessed it...........the HECKLER!! Needless to say we have not been rebooked at that venue ever since!! Oh well, such is life huh? :D |
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