Chocolate tax

[Caz]

Originally Posted by Retlaw

Because 1/2 a brick is easier to throw than a full one, whether its 1/2 a Nori or any other make.

Retlaw.

And fits in a handbag more easily.

[shillelagh]

They try rindy ....

[Eric]

Originally Posted by Retlaw

Because 1/2 a brick is easier to throw than a full one, whether its 1/2 a Nori or any other make.

Retlaw.

Makes sense ... and with a half brick, there are more sharp edges ... I'll remember that next time I try to brick a camel.

[MargaretR]

Originally Posted by Eric

Makes sense ... and with a half brick, there are more sharp edges ... I'll remember that next time I try to brick a camel.

Camels in Canada
If global warming has got that far I will be emigrating soon

[Eric]

Originally Posted by Caz

And fits in a handbag more easily.

Don't have a handbag ... but I do have a backpack ... the only difficulty I can see is that it might bounce around and break the beer bottles

[shillelagh]

Originally Posted by Eric

Don't have a handbag ... but I do have a backpack ... the only difficulty I can see is that it might bounce around and break the beer bottles

thats why you wrap the beer bottles in bubble wrap ....

[Eric]

Originally Posted by shillelagh

thats why you wrap the beer bottles in bubble wrap ....

Amazing what you can learn on AccyWeb

[Eric]

Originally Posted by MargaretR

Camels in Canada
If global warming has got that far I will be emigrating soon

Global warming!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Winter began here in the middle of last October; and today, with the windchill, it is a balmy 15 below. Bricking a camel is a lot safer than bricking a moose Of course, if you distract the moose with a Mars bar .....................

[Eric]

Just checked the weather ... the temp. has soared to -13 with the wind chill. And I am having a cup of hot CHOCOLATE, with a touch of rum in it ... well, maybe more than a touch.

[accyman]

people already suffer extra inflation on chocolates every year around feb the 14 so god knows how much they will cost if extra tax is put on them

may end up been cheaper to fill the chocolate box with gold


as usual the many get punished for teh mistakes of the few but lets face it this wouldnt be the first stealth tax to come in under the disguise of been in our best interest

fags - put price up to protect our health but didt ban them which would relay protect our health

beer - extra tax to protect our health

mobile speed cameras - never quite seem to be in areas wher ethey are justified and could save lives like outside schools but tend to be set up where theres no houses, pedestrians or schools but they are there to protect us

chocolate - extra tax because taxing everyone will stop greedy sods getting obese

petrol diesil - extra tax to discourage us form driving around and damaging te planet when they know damn well if somone needs to do 40miles a day getting to and from work they will have to still do 40 miles a day regardless of how much the fuel costs or they are out of a job

oxygen/air - still awaiting tax on this but i dont think we will be waiting too long

[grannyclaret]

did anyone else notice how thin that twerp of a doctor was,,,,, Go and get a life man

[shillelagh]

Originally Posted by Eric

Amazing what you can learn on AccyWeb

Well why wrap the brick in bubble wrap .. wouldnt hurt as much!!!

[Royboy39]

All this on top of stealing pension funds, more appointed Baliffs (Goverment/Councils 10%- Baliffs 90%). Unreguated banking systems, roads full of potholes, sterling gone to the dogs....what next?

[Mancie]

Originally Posted by Royboy39

All this on top of stealing pension funds, more appointed Baliffs (Goverment/Councils 10%- Baliffs 90%). Unreguated banking systems, roads full of potholes, sterling gone to the dogs....what next?

Crikey...didn't know it was that bad in Spain Royboy..pack up and come home.

[cherokee]

He,ll be wanting to cancel easter next