Christian Science

[susie123]

Originally Posted by K99WARD

Sorry it didn't come out as a table. One wonders why you visit this thread when you are so against Christianity. Perhaps you would like to give us the lowdown on your religion. I for one would be interested. It will give me the opportunity of doing some research on it.

She visits probably for the same reason as most of us - you are the gladiator and we are the lions tearing you apart or the spectators enjoying the spectacle.

As for me, I am an atheist who finds the Bible interesting for all the wrong reasons. :hes off:

[gpick24]

I have a few questions (they may be a bit silly, but it`s a silly sort of thread), if getting into heaven doesnt require you to be good, but to spread the word of god -
1. What`s the point of having 10 commandments
2. Does that mean any child the dies has no chance of going to heaven because they haven`t lived long enough to spread the word of god.
3. Does anyone who has never learned to read or has never owned a bible has no chance either.
4. Will all gods paedophile church ministers will be welcomed with open arms.
5. Why is there no mention of Kangaroos in the bible.

[Eric]

Originally Posted by K99WARD

Well I am glad that you find it entertaining Eric. A case of laugh now, pay later.

But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.

Wow! Really?

Seems like you are attempting to corner the market on idle words. Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly, to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

By the way, do you always talk like this? Is it a side effect of your meds; or a symptom of your derangement?

[Less]

Oh boy, several cans of worms there, the server will suffer for this, bible quotes will be clogging it's memory for days.

[Margaret Pilkington]

Originally Posted by susie123

She visits probably for the same reason as most of us - you are the gladiator and we are the lions tearing you apart or the spectators enjoying the spectacle.

As for me, I am an atheist who finds the Bible interesting for all the wrong reasons. :hes off:

Susie...I come to pick the scab...I know it's wrong everything I ever learned tells me it is wrong, but I do so enjoy it.
I don't care if I get blood on my socks...or if I am scarred for life...it will remind me of Accyweb.
But K99 will tell you he knows best, and that isn't the reason I come here....he will tell you I come here to access the profound knowledge that he has, and so willingly gives.

[susie123]

I didn't look at this thread yesterday... well it was Sunday... and have now spent a couple of hours catching up and will not see that again - even though I need all I can get. But it was entertaining.

[Margaret Pilkington]

I really wanted to answer some of those questions that Gpick posed, but I thought I would see what K99 had to say about them first...after all he is the expert.
'Mummy, mummy what's an expert?'
'Well, it's like this son. X marks the spot, and a spurt is a drip under pressure'

[JCB]

Originally Posted by K99WARD

We are COMMANDED to tell the gospel. Nothing further is required of us.

Are you sure ?

Nothing is required of us other than to tell the Gospel .

Leaving the Old Testament to one side for the time being , are you not conversant with the commands made in the New Testament by Jesus , Paul , James , Peter , John etc .

[walkinman221]

I have come to the conclusion after reading this thread that we are all DOOMED DOOMED i tell ye.

[walkinman221]

Its the power of Accyweb,where else could you get this much entertainment for free. You really cant beat a top class religious nutter for making the day brighter.I have really enjoyed reading this thread , it has made me realise why i dont bother with religion or its acolytes.

[K99WARD]

Originally Posted by susie123

She visits probably for the same reason as most of us - you are the gladiator and we are the lions tearing you apart or the spectators enjoying the spectacle.

As for me, I am an atheist who finds the Bible interesting for all the wrong reasons. :hes off:

Well at least that's honest susie—but what about salvation?

[Restless]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Susie...I come to pick the scab....

I was reading before that some people like to eat them. hmmmm

[Less]

Originally Posted by K99WARD

Well at least that's honest susie—but what about salvation?

What about salvation? How disappointed you are going to feel when you pop your clogs after a lifetime of resisting temptation and find....


















NOTHING, zilch, nada!

Almost wish there was an afterlife so we could laugh at you again.

[walkinman221]

Originally Posted by gpick24

I have a few questions (they may be a bit silly, but it`s a silly sort of thread), if getting into heaven doesnt require you to be good, but to spread the word of god -
1. What`s the point of having 10 commandments
2. Does that mean any child the dies has no chance of going to heaven because they haven`t lived long enough to spread the word of god.
3. Does anyone who has never learned to read or has never owned a bible has no chance either.
4. Will all gods paedophile church ministers will be welcomed with open arms.
5. Why is there no mention of Kangaroos in the bible.

The answer to number five is simple they hadnt discovered Australia when the bible was written As for the others i am struggling sorry, probably due to apathy.

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by Less

What about salvation? How disappointed you are going to feel when you pop your clogs after a lifetime of resisting temptation and find....


















NOTHING, zilch, nada!

Almost wish there was an afterlife so we could laugh at you again.

Just pop back and read the latest posts again Less, then you can pee yourself all over again