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Old 09-01-2008, 19:52   #1
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Granny's beware

Just had this sent to me, thought I'd share it with you

THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA

The computer swallowed grandma.
Yes, honestly its true!
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'

So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy,''Scan' and 'Paste' her
And send her back to me.
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Old 09-01-2008, 20:05   #2
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Re: Granny's beware

heres a nice picture to go along with it KSH
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anyone want to argue
well tough!!!
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Old 09-01-2008, 22:04   #3
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Re: Granny's beware

£500 and you can have her back.
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Old 09-01-2008, 23:19   #4
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Re: Granny's beware

i wondered what had happened to me
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