Inults

[Acrylic-bob]

Winston Churchill of Clement Attlee: "A modest little person, with much to be modest about."

[WillowTheWhisp]

Originally Posted by pendy

"Sir, I am unsure whether you will die on the scaffold or of the pox!"

Response? -

"That, my Lord, depends on whether I embrace your Lordship's morals, or your Lordship's mistress!"

Nice one!

That was between the Earl of Sandwich and John Wilkes.

I love this one:


"She plunged into a sea of platitudes, and with the powerful breast stroke of a channel swimmer, made her confident way towards the white cliffs of the obvious."
(Somerset Maugham but no idea who he was talking about

[panther]

Are your parents siblings?

[panther]

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

[panther]

Slit your wrists - it will lower your blood pressure.

[panther]

You are about as useful as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass.

[Margaret Pilkington]

Panther I love that last one......gave me a real giggle. I will be using that from now on!