Kidnapping

[bobthedj]

Last Sunday the six foot Santa was kidnapped from the Miners Arms it was well planned by trying to distract us with a scuffle to take our eyes from his direction. After waiting 3 days for a ransome note to arrive to find what there demmands where, nothing. We
phoned a few local pubs to see if he had called in but no joy, most said the best time to catch him was Christmas Eve thats when he usually calls in. We traced his last movements, passing the Miners window and his head falling off, in the direction accy town centre so we knew there would be no chance that he would get in any pubs down there because the bouncers won't let you in if your off your head. Anyway we had a mole, a spy in camp, a supergrass, after paying his great demands for information (pint) we found out where his new abode was a nearby clubhouse. Now he is back.

well done lads
we are comming up for the snooker table

[Sara]

Ahh poor Santa with no head. I can see it now all the little boys and girls sobbing. Hope they have managed to attach the head for later on tonight, so he can see where he is going. sob sob

[bobthedj]

Originally Posted by Sara

Ahh poor Santa with no head. I can see it now all the little boys and girls sobbing. Hope they have managed to attach the head for later on tonight, so he can see where he is going. sob sob

ye he is ok now sara, in fact i'm going to have a drink with him now to cheer him up before he goes to work.

have a nice Christmas

[Sara]

Glad to hear that, i can smile again now. Enjoy your drink and have a good night to night.

Merry Christmas.

[staggeringman]

ask the platts lot if james dean is back yet heard he went on tour!

[bobthedj]

Hi stagg heard about James Dean. Whats your opening hours today? bad head need a cure.