Murder 'em, well there are times !!!

katex · 29-11-2005, 18:30

Not usually prone to violent behaviour, however, coming home to be greeted by my fashionable 'Goth' grandaughter once again putting on her hair another black shade (didn't even have the blue tint as promised on the box). Black on my light carpet in bathroom, once ivory towels now in wash, black marks on radiator, duvet cover, bath, sink, tiles. even wore her white school shirt to do this deed !!!!!!!
There must be times when you have found it a little difficult not to put your hands around the kids throat and shake their brains out through their delicate little ears...

garinda · 29-11-2005, 18:33

As punishment bury her in a coffin in the garden until Sunday.

On second thoughts being a Goth she'd probably like it.

BLACKBURN RAVER · 29-11-2005, 18:35

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Originally Posted by katex

There must be times when you have found it a little difficult not to put your hands around the kids throat and shake their brains out through their delicate little ears...

think less and my mum have the same opinion of myself ...

Less · 29-11-2005, 18:39

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Originally Posted by BLACKBURN RAVER

think less and my mum have the same opinion of myself ...

Well there's not much chance of me and your Father ever sharing opinions as neither you or I have ever met him and no doubt your mum only met him the once!

BLACKBURN RAVER · 29-11-2005, 18:46

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Originally Posted by Less

Well there's not much chance of me and your Father ever sharing opinions as neither you or I have ever met him and no doubt your mum only met him the once!

TWICE actually, once before she fell asleep whilst they were in the process of conceiving me and once when she woke up and said is it over yet....

and im so glad your not my father or i wouldnt be alive now as i'd have killed myself rather than putting up with a sh!t like yourself

garinda · 29-11-2005, 18:50

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Originally Posted by BLACKBURN RAVER

TWICE actually, once before she fell asleep whilst they were in the process of conceiving me and once when she woke up and said is it over yet....

and im so glad your not my father or i wouldnt be alive now as i'd have killed myself rather than putting up with a sh!t like yourself

Rindy gives a juicy morsel of gossip-
Less's quite legitimate little lad actually owns this very website, and is online now in Moscow, reading your insults to his own dear Pappa.

BLACKBURN RAVER · 29-11-2005, 18:52

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Originally Posted by garinda

Rindy gives a juicy morsel of gossip-
Less's quite legitimate little lad actually owns this very website, and is online now in Moscow, reading your insults to his own dear Pappa.

AND.....

if he cant take it .....DONT GIVE IT

Debbie J · 29-11-2005, 18:54

Having spent every hour possible decorating my flat from top to bottom I could have merrily strangled my 7 year olds friend. Who thought anything painted white was for writing on with felt tip! This included my hallway walls and a toilet door. How did I know it was him I hear you ask.....he signed it

Less · 29-11-2005, 18:59

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Originally Posted by garinda

Rindy gives a juicy morsel of gossip-
Less's quite legitimate little lad actually owns this very website, and is online now in Moscow, reading your insults to his own dear Pappa.

Rindy that is not the sort of thing I broadcast to idiots I would find no advantage in attempting to use such a thing as an edge, although I do understand that you meant well I am just as likely as any other member to be banned for being a naughty boy, So in future I will always prefare the x for no publicity so far as that information is concerned as I don't want to have to set a good example to anyone!

BLACKBURN RAVER · 29-11-2005, 19:05

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Originally Posted by Debbie J

Having spent every hour possible decorating my flat from top to bottom I could have merrily strangled my 7 year olds friend. Who thought anything painted white was for writing on with felt tip! This included my hallway walls and a toilet door. How did I know it was him I hear you ask.....he signed it

once got told that toothpaste and perfume is good for removing pen etc from wallpaper....how true i is i dont really know

Debbie J · 29-11-2005, 20:22

Cheers for that Blackburn Raver. I'll remember that if it happens again. I ended up painting the wall and door again.

slinky · 29-11-2005, 23:45

I once dared to go for a shower and leave my two children downstairs watching cartoon network. At 7&6 years old I thought, " 5 minutes while they watch TV wont hurt". Off i went for a shower. When i came back downstairs, they were watching Smarteenies, which is a little like art attack. Later in the afternoon when i was cleaning up, I noticed a little message written to me by my son, written all over my speaker for my stereo.....................I LOVE YOU MUMMY< FROM BRADLEY.

SPUGGIE J · 01-12-2005, 15:52

Doors are for scribbling on walls for chalk. Thats what I always copped for.