What the cat is thinking
 

I could have sworn I heard the can opener.

Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise with their mouths?

Why doesn't the government do something about dogs?

Hmmm ... If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can't we cats ever get these stupid dogs to do anything for us?

This looks like a good spot for a nap.

Hey! No kidding, I'm sure that's the can opener.

Would humans have built a vast and complex civilization of their own if we cats hadn't given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the first place?

If there's a God, how can He allow neutering?

If that really was the can opener, I'll play finicky just to let them know who's boss!

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You missed this one.........

Now what’s this pillock doing?

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More cat thoughts:

You won't mind if I have a few bites of your dinner.

Let me out (when indoors)

Let me in (when outdoors)

Those humans would die to be able to lick themselves as I do.

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If I ever get out of this sack I'm going to take swimming lessons!

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I'll leave this hariball in a really "special" place!

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And another one........' aaah a black jacket, put there specially for me to sleep on '

And my cat looks at cat food and can read the label.......if it says Whiskas.......he's in like flynn.......if it says Wilko-meat, it can sit there all week 'cos he aint eating it.
He looks at me to say 'if they don't eat it........I don't eat it'

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the cat on margarets avater thingy ,looks ever so intelligent ....is he for real ?

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I take it Mrs Pilkington that you eat "Whiskas" :p ?

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And another one........

Oh s***. !!!!!!! :eek: it’s Tealeaf with is rifle.................................

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This potted plant looks so much more inviting than the litter box!

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Granny....no the cat on the avatar is just one of the standard ones on here.

Doug......no we don't eat whiskas, we just pretend we do......but I suspect the cat suspects and is just waiting for the right moment to 'spring' us.

Another 'cattism'.......'that couch looks ideal for claw sharpening'

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Granny..... there is a post somewhere on here of monster Monty.......now he is an intelligent beast. He rings a bell on the back door when he wants to go out.......or if the food in his dish isn't to his taste.

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Here's a dead mouse that I hope you will enjoy!

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I'll just tippy toe all over your nice clean car.......just to let you know I love you!

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I know you want to take me to the vet, why do you think I am hiding?

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A nice stroll down the piano keys at 3 AM is delightful!

(My own fault, for rescuing Barnaby from the animal shelter!)

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Oh...... that is sooooo true...........and don't they seem to know the places that you can't reach.
Don't talk to me about worming pills!

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Why've you just had a vet stick a needle in me? I didn't have flu before but thanks to that jab I have now.

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By the way, thanks for the jab - I've left you a little present behind the TV to show my gratitude.

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that sounds interesting ,,tried to find it but its like looking for a needle in a haystack...
thanks anyway though :)

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The ancient Egyptians had it right - I am a god!

Sashimi is obviously too good for mere humans.

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Try this

How to give a cat a pill

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when he is doing it but can get rather annoying when he is doing it at 3am in the morning because it is raining and he wants to come in.:rolleyes: We also have a dog and believe me the cat is the boss, if the cat wants to sit infront of the fire.......he makes the dog move. He dont like cat buiscuits he will only eat dog buiscuits, and the dog will only eat cat buiscuits not dog buiscuits. My animals are weirdo's:eek:

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Slinky I have a dog who thinks he is a cat.......will only eat cat food and cat biscuits.

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Funny things aren't they margaret.........my cat is human, But then again i am guilty of treating him like he is lmao.

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I think I was giving my cat bad press here. I took him for his flu jab a few days ago and then the day after I found a present behind the TV. I thought he was just making me suffer because I'd made him suffer. It turns out that the reason he 'went' behind the TV was because I'd locked the cat flap in order to catch him and forgotten to open it - for two days!!!!

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Granny.......the picture is in the PETZ forum.......under HELP!!!!! LOST PET and it is on the third page.