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19-04-2005, 14:14
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What the cat is thinking
I could have sworn I heard the can opener.
Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise with their mouths? Why doesn't the government do something about dogs? Hmmm ... If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can't we cats ever get these stupid dogs to do anything for us? This looks like a good spot for a nap. Hey! No kidding, I'm sure that's the can opener. Would humans have built a vast and complex civilization of their own if we cats hadn't given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the first place? If there's a God, how can He allow neutering? If that really was the can opener, I'll play finicky just to let them know who's boss!
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19-04-2005, 14:17
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Re: What the cat is thinking
You missed this one.........
Now what’s this pillock doing?
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19-04-2005, 14:55
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Re: What the cat is thinking
More cat thoughts:
You won't mind if I have a few bites of your dinner. Let me out (when indoors) Let me in (when outdoors) Those humans would die to be able to lick themselves as I do. |
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19-04-2005, 15:29
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Re: What the cat is thinking
If I ever get out of this sack I'm going to take swimming lessons!
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19-04-2005, 16:01
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Re: What the cat is thinking
I'll leave this hariball in a really "special" place!
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19-04-2005, 16:02
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Re: What the cat is thinking
Oops....that should read "hairball."
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19-04-2005, 16:37
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Re: What the cat is thinking
And another one........' aaah a black jacket, put there specially for me to sleep on '
And my cat looks at cat food and can read the label.......if it says Whiskas.......he's in like flynn.......if it says Wilko-meat, it can sit there all week 'cos he aint eating it. He looks at me to say 'if they don't eat it........I don't eat it' |
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19-04-2005, 17:00
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Re: What the cat is thinking
the cat on margarets avater thingy ,looks ever so intelligent ....is he for real ?
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19-04-2005, 17:17
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Re: What the cat is thinking
Quote:
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19-04-2005, 17:20
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Re: What the cat is thinking
And another one........
Oh s***. !!!!!!!  it’s Tealeaf with is rifle.................................
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19-04-2005, 17:32
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Re: What the cat is thinking
This potted plant looks so much more inviting than the litter box!
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19-04-2005, 19:45
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Re: What the cat is thinking
Granny....no the cat on the avatar is just one of the standard ones on here.
Doug......no we don't eat whiskas, we just pretend we do......but I suspect the cat suspects and is just waiting for the right moment to 'spring' us. Another 'cattism'.......'that couch looks ideal for claw sharpening' |
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19-04-2005, 19:47
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Re: What the cat is thinking
Granny..... there is a post somewhere on here of monster Monty.......now he is an intelligent beast. He rings a bell on the back door when he wants to go out.......or if the food in his dish isn't to his taste.
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19-04-2005, 20:00
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Re: What the cat is thinking
Here's a dead mouse that I hope you will enjoy!
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