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staggeringman 21-06-2005 01:29

Re: Why women are better...
 
  1. We can wear platforms - which is why there is no such thing as a "short woman's complex."
  2. Its not the complex we are on about here! its the fact that we men built platforms to go out to sea????AND ALL WE GET BACK IS A LOAD OF GAS.

MUMMIBOO 21-06-2005 09:50

Re: Why women are better...
 
Ok I Got One for you:-


Why is a Man's Best Friend a DOG and

A Woman's Best Friend Is A DIAMOND?

I think that just explain's EVERYTHING.

(don't you):p

big al 21-06-2005 13:44

Re: Why women are better...
 
Remember also the four most used modes of communication:
Telephone
Telegraph
Television
Tell a woman!
Also women have a different perspective on DIY to men
For men it means: Do It Yourself
For women it means: Done It yet!

staggeringman 21-06-2005 17:06

Re: Why women are better...
 
  1. We don't have to get our strength up between sessions... ... and it's much easier for us to get laid in the first place.
thats because you women are always laid out anyway(a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush).....lol

big al 22-06-2005 11:19

Re: Why women are better...
 
[QUOTE=lettie]
  1. When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's sad.
  2. We know that games are fun, but don't believe there's a direct correlation between the size of our scores and the size of our genitals.
  3. We have no desire to arrange our possessions in alphabetical order. Ever!

1 Blow up dolls are good for a mans esteem, They don't answer back, get into the required position without arguing & don't need expensive meal & booze to get sex.

2 Heard there is a direct feminine relationship to size of mouth to genitals? True or false?

3 Because you are too busy altering the strategicaly placed items us men have taken the time to arrange- so we can find b****r all after!http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/i...cons/icon6.gif

Bazf 22-06-2005 16:12

Re: Why women are better...
 
A Man is a Man for Life
A women is Horney until shes a wife............

big al 22-06-2005 22:59

Re: Why women are better...
 
When you are courting a woman you wish you could eat her,
After twenty years of marriage you wish you had!


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