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Romps 19-09-2005 12:14

Re: why are men so happy??
 
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Originally Posted by shiny gem
they can pee standing up!!! :(

but their aim is crap!

Romps 19-09-2005 12:21

Re: why are men so happy??
 
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Originally Posted by slinky
They don't have to shave their legs all the ruddy time............

They don't have to spend ages tweezering the eyebrows.................

They don't have to shave their Bikini line before going swimming, only to look like a plucked chicken later in the week.:D

They get away with having hairy armpits........................

Sweat patches under their arms are meant to show they have been working hard, woman just get disgusted looks, TRAMPS!!!;)

so all in all men are pretty disgusting creatures, who tend not to look after themselves as well as women do.

CASE SOLVED!

MEN ARE HAPPY BECAUSE 90% OF THEM DON' T HAVE TO MAKE AN EFFORT!

I GUESS THE OTHER 10% ARE.........IN YOUR DREAMS!!!


slinky 19-09-2005 12:22

Re: why are men so happy??
 
Well that's it.................Romps has hit the nail on the head.............shame it wasn't the Neil, but hey!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao

Neil 19-09-2005 12:24

Re: why are men so happy??
 
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Originally Posted by Romps


CASE SOLVED!



What makes you think we are happy?

Romps 19-09-2005 12:35

Re: why are men so happy??
 
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Originally Posted by Neil
What makes you think we are happy?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gayle Knight
Men are able to lie through their teeth and still keep smiling.

see Gayle was right!!!

shillelagh 19-09-2005 22:19

Re: why are men so happy??
 
because according to them theyre ALWAYS right no matter the proof is staring them in the face that they are WRONG!

They never think they will be caught out doing something wrong - eg saying they'll set the dishwasher going before they go to bed - you come down the next morning open the dishwasher and the pots are there not washed!

Neil 20-09-2005 06:14

Re: why are men so happy??
 
Well after reading this thread all I can say is that you women really are bitter and twisted about your sexuallity. I think counseling may be needed for all the ladies that posted on this thread. You really need to get over your inferiority complex and learn to live life and accept that you were born inferior.

Maybe you should spend some time thinking about the positive side of being a women.
I have started a thread here, so you can list positive things about being female.

grannyclaret 20-09-2005 17:11

Re: why are men so happy??
 
whats that song again....
i am woman ,W ,O, M, A, N,i'l say it again,,,,,,,

cant just think who sang it .but it sure sums us up .....lol

SPUGGIE J 21-09-2005 17:10

Re: why are men so happy??
 
Still cannot work out how we are happy chappies : (


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