why are men so happy??

shiny gem · 16-09-2005, 20:21

...They get to keep their last name!!

...a 5 day holiday requires only one suitcase

...one wallet, one pair of shoes!!

...they can "do" your nails with a pocket knife!!

...they can do xmas shopping for 24 people on the 24th dec in 30 minutes

Gayle · 16-09-2005, 20:40

They can fall asleep within seconds, anywhere!

shiny gem · 16-09-2005, 20:46

they can wear shorts with socks without feeling silly!!!

Gayle · 16-09-2005, 20:54

They can go out for the evening and carry every thing they need in their pockets.

shiny gem · 16-09-2005, 20:55

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Originally Posted by Gayle Knight

They can go out for the evening and carry every thing they need in their pockets.

lmao...hang on i do that!!

simon · 16-09-2005, 21:01

We will never have the pain of childbirth.....just the pleasure of being there at the start of it all

Gayle · 16-09-2005, 21:03

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Originally Posted by shiny gem

lmao...hang on i do that!!

Actually, so do I, but I put everything I need in his pockets, including my lipstick.

They go to work and think about work.

Gayle · 16-09-2005, 21:04

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Originally Posted by simon

We will never have the pain of childbirth.....just the pleasure of being there at the start of it all

We'll never forgive you for that one, you do realise don't you?

simon · 16-09-2005, 21:05

Face - Bothered

Gayle · 16-09-2005, 21:07

Getting ready in the morning involves a quick shower.

simon · 16-09-2005, 21:10

Driving comes naturally to us

Margaret Pilkington · 16-09-2005, 21:11

When they go grey it is 'distinguished'....!

Margaret Pilkington · 16-09-2005, 21:12

That's if they haven't got blue hair....as in blue away!

Gayle · 16-09-2005, 21:14

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Originally Posted by simon

Driving comes naturally to us

Men are able to lie through their teeth and still keep smiling.

simon · 16-09-2005, 21:14

I am very Distinguished

Thanks Marg