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Old 16-09-2005, 21:16   #16
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Re: why are men so happy??

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true...the same hairstyle lasts for years...even decades!!
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Old 16-09-2005, 22:10   #17
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Re: why are men so happy??

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they can wear shorts with socks without feeling silly!!!
Yeah but we all know they look damn silly
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Old 16-09-2005, 23:47   #18
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Re: why are men so happy??

Men don't need to bother going to Ann Summers, we come with our own toy.
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Old 17-09-2005, 00:00   #19
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Re: why are men so happy??

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Men don't need to bother going to Ann Summers, we come with our own toy.
true but from ann summers..the battery lasts longer!!!
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Old 17-09-2005, 00:11   #20
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Re: why are men so happy??

I go like a Duracell bunny hunny, you are obviously hanging with the wrong men!
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Old 17-09-2005, 01:40   #21
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Re: why are men so happy??

garinda a man of my heart!well said and by the way its the batteries turn for the next round.................??????????????
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Old 17-09-2005, 09:10   #22
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garinda a man of my heart!

'I just want to be the Rindy of people's hearts', he says, looking coyly through his fringe to Martin Bashir.
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Old 17-09-2005, 09:14   #23
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Re: why are men so happy??

Men can have affairs, then blame it on their wife....................so she is in the wrong either way.
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Old 17-09-2005, 09:19   #24
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Men can have affairs, then blame it on their wife....................so she is in the wrong either way.
Oh shut up, Ginger and I just shared a bar of soap in the shower, hardly an affair!
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Old 17-09-2005, 09:21   #25
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Oh shut up, Ginger and I just shared a bar of soap in the shower, hardly an affair!

I told you to take him rindy, but you only wanted your 1 minute of fun!!!!
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Old 17-09-2005, 09:35   #26
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The minute was over much too soon for him.

You trained him bad hun!
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Old 17-09-2005, 09:36   #27
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The minute was over much too soon for him.

You trained him bad hun!
I know..................................
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Old 17-09-2005, 12:41   #28
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Re: why are men so happy??

Men don't have to wax

Any men fancy a wax? I'll do it and I'll be very gentle
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Old 17-09-2005, 12:49   #29
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they can walk for miles in dressy shoes...yep even brand new ones without even so much as a blister!!
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Old 17-09-2005, 12:50   #30
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They are studs instead of slags if they sleep with more than 3 different woman In one week.
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