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Another yellow mellow - blimey its catching LOL

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Well done Garinda...http://www.cuddlecards.com/ccpics/be...uddlecards.gif

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Staggers back from bar, trying to keep feet straight and face twisted into large smile, confuses the two, ends up with straight face and twisted feet, manage to spill most of my beer down the back of the neck of some bloke in a black suit! OOOwwupps shorry len!

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http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=...y_finnigan.jpg lets hope this dont happen to anyone tonight!!!!!!!!!;)

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Roy staggers accidently onto stage and his man breasts are caught bouncing out of his string vest...

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Wanders back to my seat genuinely happy, but smiling not so genuinely at my fellow nominees.

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pssst Garinda get that money in the bank.....you know who is about.

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Yessshh, I knew it was worth stopping the strippers on.

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I just intstucted Helmut to run out with it.:)

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Moving swiftly on.....

It's time to announce the winner of the Best joke/innuendo or pithy putdown.

And to announce the nominees and the winner we have the Queen of put downs - Joan Rivers...

Well hello little people, it's a great pleasure for me to be here this evening. I've always wanted to come to Accrington, I have a thing about men called Stanley. I'm a bit surprised that I didn't get a nomination myself in this category but at least my protegee did - oh, didn't you know that I've been feeding Tealeaf some of his best lines.

Anyway, without further ado...

The nominations for best joke/innuendo and pithy put down are

Tealeaf
Acrylic Bob
Neil
and Garinda

And the winner is..................

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Slinky walks back from the toilets, rindy politly tells me my dress is stuck in the back of my knickers, I politly tell him, "I have none on sweetheart"!!!! lmao.

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Well done Garinda......and you may win another one yet. I can see there being some very jealous folk

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......Neil

It looks like Neil can't be here tonight, is there anyone who can collect his award for him?

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Slinky.......you nawdy girl....!

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well done Neil!!!

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http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=...ges/giggle.gif welldone Neil.............................the funniest man on here I think. You deserve it.

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hes just coming hang on hes at the bar

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Well done Neil......applause, applause.

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I booked in to The Priory I'm a reformed character :D




WILL SOMEONE GET THE PAPARAZZI OUT MY FACE!
:camera8: SECURITY!!!

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Well politely tells you I didn't know Ann Summer did a cellulite range!

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http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_28_100.gifNeil

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Well done, you deserve it.

I think it was a sympathy vote, as I am much pithier and funnier than you.


OK, CONGRATULATIONS, COME AND HAVE YOUR HAIR RUFFLED, YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT.

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Well you all know I am a man of few words so I will be brief :rolleyes:

Thanks.

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Isle go, (hic), I shed Isle (burp) go and fetch him only be a min, a min, it won't take long.

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Well Done Neil..http://www.cuddlecards.com/ccpics/be...uddlecards.gif

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http://www.lipsvelvet.com/Lips%20Red...20-%20LIPS.jpg


Well done darling X

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Thank you.:)

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I've been to the bar couldn't find him, who was I looking for by the way? Not to worry I got another pint watch out Len coming through!

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It's time for another award.

To announce the winner of the Best Avatar, we have another extra special guest - she's one of our own, she's Pauline01uk

It's over to you Pauline........

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I say to you today, my friends, that in spite of the difficulties and frustrations of the moment, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the Oswaldtwistle dream.

I have a dream that one day this town will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal."

I have a dream that one day on the Coppice hills of Accrington the sons of former Chavs and the sons of former Chavettes will be able to sit down together at a table of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day even the County of Lancashire, a lovely place, drowning with the rain of injustice and oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of Night clubs and clothes shops.

I have a dream that my Three children will one day live in a Town where they will not be judged by the name of their trainers but by the content of their child Trust Fund Accounts.

I have a dream today.

I have a dream that one day the town of Ossy, whose Councillors lips are presently dripping with the words of Panoptican & Friends of…, will be transformed into a situation where little clogger boys and clogger girls will be able to join hands with little Chav boys and Chav girls and walk together as sisters and brothers.

I have a dream today.

Let freedom ring from the curvaceous peaks of Pendle!

But not only that; let freedom ring from The Stag Inn

Let freedom ring from Lookout Mountain of our neighbourhood watches

Let freedom ring from every hill and every molehill of Accrington. From every pound shop, let freedom ring.

Thank you to my husband, Neil, who made this possible…..he chose the camera!

May I take this opportunity to express my humble thanks to all of you who voted for me, but I must stress that the award really goes to Emily Kate for being so beautiful.

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well done Romps!!!

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[Looks at watch, Elton'll be going frantic!]


Well done bravo!!!!!


Will Emily Kate Garinda turn gold as well????

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Well Done Romps......Mwah mwah x x

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Oh, no, the political speech - can't you just see the members of HBC applauding at the back.

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WellDone Romps.........................she really is a little darling...............(welldone emily kate).

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I think everyone is getting a little bit drunk, dont you hehe

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I've only had 4 bournvitas.

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Moving swiftly on, or we'll be here all night. It' on to the award for the Best Drama Queen, an award that I felt I had a chance in but let's see....

To announce this award we turn to another one of our members, the one, the only, the Margaret Pilkington.......

Over to you Margaret....

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The nominations for 'The Best Drama Queen' are as follows

Gayle
G78
Garinda
And last but not least
Less.

It gives me great pleasure to announce that the winner of this prestigious award is.......opens envelope and GASPS........

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The wonderful, the charming, the elegant and sophisticated........
Garinda......!

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well done Garinda!!!

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Walks over and gives Garinda the award and a kiss on each cheek.

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WellDone rindy............................................. .RUN from the chatroom quick!!

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oh Rindy well done XXX

a little something to remember the evening.....

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Aaargh - I really thought I had a chance with this one. Why did everyone vote for him, he only went off for 15 minutes, I went off for a whole month - scowls to PA - I thought you'd rigged this one for me!


Well done, Garinda darling, much deserved, of course.

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http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_30_105.gif WELL DONE GARINDA!!!


<whispers to slinky> "no competion really" ;)

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Oh, well, if he doesn't want to collect his award, I could always do it on his behalf.

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No, you've missed your chance - spending too long chatting, it's time to move on.

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Noooooooooooooooo way!!!!!!


Some great dramatic Queens never recieved an Oscar for their work, they have to wait until they get a life time achievment award just for being old and leathery.

I owe this all to Roy, and dedicate this award to all the people in the chatroom that infamous Sunday afternoon who welcomed me back so warmly, after vowing I would never post again.



TO FREEDOM!


I said I wouldn't but the tears are streaming down my perfectly buffed cheeks, [which are bronzed by the makeup of men Terracotta by Guerlain.]

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We're onto the penultimate category for this evening - I bet you're all pleased to hear that.

To announce the winner of the Best madwoman or madman rant, it's over to Slinky..............

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I was composing myself, it's really a very emotional moment, double gold.:)

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Good those bournvitas are getting to me..........yawn

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I hope we don't have to start bowing to you now!

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Would that be slinky no drawers.....?

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what do you mean he's had me bowing for yonks .................
RINDY WHERE ARE YOU I WANT A WORD!

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I think it would. Don't worry, I've warned the cameraman not to get too low.

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Garinda .......I can't curtsey, not with my arthritic joints.

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Thankyou gayle......................

Well what can I say. There are some characters on here. We have laughed, we have cried!!!

Anyway on with the show. Tonight I will be giving an award for the best MAD WOMAN/ MADMAN rant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The nominees are..................

Kipax In - the good old moorhead staff
Shiny Gem - pet hates
sexy slinky - Good old shelly;)
Everyone else in the panopticon debate.......................


And the winner is................................................ .......

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It isn't the length of time you leave for darling, it's the dramatic effect and the way you swish out.

Better luck next year.:)

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I'll start working on my 'swish'

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Sorry slight technical glitch........................


Anyway this award is for the best madman/woman rant.............


Here are the nominees.....................

Kipax - good old moorhead staff
Shiny gem - pet hates
kinky slinky - good old Shelly
everyone in the panopticon debate.........................

and the winner is............................................

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Who licked this envelope????



I can't get in it............................................

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And the winner is...........................................

Kipax..........................congratulation Kipax

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well done KIPAX!!!

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Whats that bell is it last orders? Oh, no it's rindys mobile, Elton probably asking where he is.
Same again please barperson (how P.C. is that?), but this time make it a double.

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Well done Kipax..http://www.cuddlecards.com/ccpics/be...uddlecards.gif

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Kipax will be pleased......!

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Unfortunatly Kipax cant be with us tonight......................

But Romps started the thread so..................Romps if you would like to take the award darling!!!!!!http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=...ges/trophy.jpg

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I take great pleasure in congratulating you on your award Kipax. Well done, no one deserves it more than you darling.

Neil sends his appolgies for his noted absence but sends his very best wishes to you, he is so pleased for you.

Thank you for letting us share this special occasion with you.

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Oh this'll make him smile like everyday is feel good Monday.

Well done.

David just phoned, Elton is livid the finger buffet is starting to walk sideways back to the sea.

I said the seafood canapes looked under done.:(

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So, thankfully, it's time for the last award of the evening. It's undoubtedly the most special award of the evening and so I'm going to do it myself - well, I didn't win any so I might as well have my moment of glory.

I've even changed frocks for this point in the evening and am now wearing a short, black dress with a gold neckline and a train that reaches the floor. This shows off my ankles to their best effect and my Jimmy Choos.

There are so many people who do a really good job on this website, it'a shame everyone can't win.

I visit this site almost every day and have thoroughly enjoyed some of the debates. I know I've got a reputation for being serious and I know I rise to the bait easily (shut up Less, someone throw the drunk out) but I think it's a fabulous site.

So, it's only fitting that the First Inductee to the Accyweb Hall of Fame is..........

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.... the founder of the site..... Roy.

Thanks Roy

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well done Roy!!!

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Bravo. Bravo.

Standing ovation.

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WellDone Roy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whooooooo hoooooooo............................

Keep up the good work!!

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http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_2_68.gif Thanks Roy!!! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_2_68.gif

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that was a most enjoyable evening,,,,, now wheres the food i am starving......

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So that's it for the first Annual Accy web Awards. I hope you've all enjoyed them.

Thank you to Roy for allowing this to happen and for doing all the work backstage.

Sorry I can't make it to Elton's party with you Garinda, but Tom Cruise has invited me back to his place.

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I'm not as drink as you thunk I am!
Can someone tell me why theres a load of talcum powder over the washbasins in the gents? It made me sneeze so much I thought my nose would drop off!

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Excuse me Whoopie, that's my car, Elton sent it.

Brilliant awards ceremony Gayle, very well done.


Now party like it's 1999.


What? I missed it?

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On behalf of Roy who is unfortunately unable to make a speech at the moment as he is drunk over there in the corner muttering on about 'thanks to the moderators for doing an excellent job and the members for making this the best message board on the web'

Thankyou.

Sweet dreams Roy. sleep well.


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A small token for Gayle Knight
 

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Errrr is it over now???? Ok I will tell the truth on why I couldn't make this wonderful event.....


Our wonderful leader Roy has employed me as the cleaner so thats why I am in my overalls and snazzy head scarf. I had hoped you would have all left by now and I could have avoided the embarressment of you all knowing my true position on this forum.....

No, no please don't say anything I couldn't stand anymore of the shame I am already feeling!

Now off with you all I have a long night of cleaning ahead... look at the mess you've all made and as for you LESS why do you spill more than you drink!!!

Gayle don't ever wear chocolate headgear again, have you seen the mess you've made of the lecturn???????

Right no interruptions now..................... :mad:

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Thanks Gayle it’s been a load of fun.
Cheers.


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JUST GET OUT!!!!!! :mad:

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oops sorry was out...missed everything...did someone save me a sausage roll???? thanks for the nomination...not that im bitter at losing at all!!!! maybe next time...

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Yes, Gayle..... thanks for organising a great event......you are really the star of the night and although I didn't manage to stick around until the end.....I just know everyone had a great time(what DID they put in my bournvita - the home made ones don't have that effect......I even took off my clothes without undoing the zip.....don't ask me how......I just hope I did in the privacy of my own room). Let's hope it will be a recurring event.