If god was a woman............
 

Chocolate would not be fattening
The 'communal changing room' would not exist
Men would find cellulite sexy
Chips would be a health food
Clothes shopping would be a religion
Gyms would be illegal
Brad Pitt would have 3million clones, all of them 'easy'
Men would give birth and babies would be massive
Flat Stomachs would be considered disgusting
There'd be Alchohol in the water supply

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Tis a joke i got sent before anyone takes it wrong way lol :)

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lmao mel...good one!! x

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If god was a woman, men would find under-arm hair and leg fuzz attractive.....!

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and light bulbs wouldnt need changing

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and their f@rts would smell like roses......except the way some of them f@rt and sniff their own you'd think they already DID!

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LMAO Margaret @ f@arts & leg & arm fuzz oh thats superb im weeing meself with laughter :)

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Men would be on periods for 11 months out of 12................:D

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And they would be forced to use TAMPAX.....super plus......!

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See if they like string dangling from their what-not......!

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AND they would get our PMT as well as their own......!

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mens shoes would pinch, rub, scrape, and dig into their feet

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There'd be Alchohol in the water supply

Are you sure that isn't more of a Chav thing? (no connection implied to any members of AccyWeb under that name)

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This looks like another female insecurity thread. Come on ladies is it really that bad being female? I might have to set up a self help group for depressed AccyWeb Ladies.

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I never said they would Willow. Just read the above posts from the Ladies and tell me if you think they are happy being female.

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I thought that God already was a woman...... That's why she put testicles on the outside..:D

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So she could play with them easily?

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:D Well, I have posted to this thread and despite what you might think Neil, I am very happy being female.......and I don't have any insecurities either......this forum is called Anything Goes...... and I'm having a laugh!;)

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Here here - thats why i posted it for a laugh & a mock :rofl38: :signntme:

Been some great replies to add to the list too:rofl38: :rofl38: :rofl38:

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OK girls try this.........Whats worse than wakin g up with a mouthfull of pubic hair..........

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You think so eh well try this!!!!!!!!!!!! Whats worse than waking up with a mouthful of pubic hair?.............

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Waking up with a lump in your throat and a piece of string hanging out of your mouth !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Fireman!!!!!!!:eek: you need hosing down:D

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aaargh.......Fireman, please leave the stage!

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Soooooooory Xxxxxx

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Waddya mean 'if'?

We women win, hands down in the 'who's got it good' stakes. Come on girls a show of solidarity here, we're women and we're fabulous.