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Old 04-10-2005, 15:24   #1
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If god was a woman............

Chocolate would not be fattening
The 'communal changing room' would not exist
Men would find cellulite sexy
Chips would be a health food
Clothes shopping would be a religion
Gyms would be illegal
Brad Pitt would have 3million clones, all of them 'easy'
Men would give birth and babies would be massive
Flat Stomachs would be considered disgusting
There'd be Alchohol in the water supply
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Old 04-10-2005, 15:30   #2
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Re: If god was a woman............

Tis a joke i got sent before anyone takes it wrong way lol
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Old 04-10-2005, 18:13   #3
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lmao mel...good one!! x
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Old 04-10-2005, 19:06   #4
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If god was a woman, men would find under-arm hair and leg fuzz attractive.....!
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Old 04-10-2005, 19:12   #5
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and light bulbs wouldnt need changing
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Old 04-10-2005, 19:16   #6
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and their f@rts would smell like roses......except the way some of them f@rt and sniff their own you'd think they already DID!
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Old 04-10-2005, 19:26   #7
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LMAO Margaret @ f@arts & leg & arm fuzz oh thats superb im weeing meself with laughter
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Old 04-10-2005, 20:33   #8
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Men would be on periods for 11 months out of 12................
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Old 04-10-2005, 20:37   #9
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And they would be forced to use TAMPAX.....super plus......!
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Old 04-10-2005, 20:38   #10
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See if they like string dangling from their what-not......!
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Old 04-10-2005, 20:39   #11
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AND they would get our PMT as well as their own......!
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Old 04-10-2005, 20:56   #12
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mens shoes would pinch, rub, scrape, and dig into their feet
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Old 04-10-2005, 21:31   #13
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There'd be Alchohol in the water supply

Are you sure that isn't more of a Chav thing? (no connection implied to any members of AccyWeb under that name)
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Old 05-10-2005, 05:57   #14
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Re: If god was a woman............

This looks like another female insecurity thread. Come on ladies is it really that bad being female? I might have to set up a self help group for depressed AccyWeb Ladies.
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Old 05-10-2005, 06:50   #15
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Female insecurity? How many men would ever make it as a woman? Why should we want equality when we are already superior?

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