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acertun 19-11-2005 14:51

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Sore head ???/you must be doing it wrong

SPUGGIE J 19-11-2005 14:53

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Doing it wrong absynthing has only 1 way ie knock it back. :) Too much = sore head

acertun 19-11-2005 14:57

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Knock it back......?you will break it off

SPUGGIE J 19-11-2005 15:03

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how can I break a shots glass???????? Need tho throw it.

acertun 19-11-2005 15:08

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Gripping it to tight

SPUGGIE J 19-11-2005 15:12

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How do you break a solid object by squeezing?? Break a women squeezing her or her squeezing you. Boy have I worked up an appitite need feeding. ;)

Tinkerbelle 19-11-2005 15:42

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Boy have I worked up an appitite need feeding. ;)

Just be careful you don't choke on that chicken ;) :D

chav1 19-11-2005 16:34

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spuggie you should buy your very own new game called SELF

once you have played with your SELF you should be feeling a lot better

SELF retails at £19.99 batteries not included

garinda 19-11-2005 16:48

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I've played with my SELF since my 13th birthday.

Best present I ever got.:)

acertun 19-11-2005 17:26

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Ithink that you should invest in a seeing eye dog Spuggie

chav1 19-11-2005 20:31

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Ithink that you should invest in a seeing eye dog Spuggie

ewwww walking the dog just took on a whole new meaning :eek:

SPUGGIE J 19-11-2005 20:59

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There are plenty of toys in the shops I am lead to believe but will have to find one first. :D ;) :eek:

Be better finding a companion and that dosnt mean a dog, sheep or any other "friend that crosses the minds of you lot. :)

Hopefully one with a pizza palor close by. :) :)

Bad-Wolf 19-11-2005 21:02

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Well if you are prepared to pay for it then I believe prostitutes provide a good service and can be quite accomodating to your individual needs!

SPUGGIE J 19-11-2005 21:19

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Not quite what I had in mind I would prefer the cheaper option.

chav1 19-11-2005 22:40

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Not quite what I had in mind I would prefer the cheaper option.

i think you will find the cheaper option to a prostitute is a whore ;)

SPUGGIE J 19-11-2005 22:45

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I would have to get an inflatable one or a low cost girlfriend if thats all i can look forward to. :)

garinda 19-11-2005 23:21

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I would have to get an inflatable one :)

You could be pumping all night and still not get any joy.

For some reason they are advertised as having three holes. Surely this would let out all the air you pumped in escape?

chav1 20-11-2005 01:19

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john and judy...!

whos gonna tell poor richard :(

garinda 20-11-2005 08:41

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john and judy...!

whos gonna tell poor richard :(

I know, she really was quite upset when she found him with this.:(

chav1 20-11-2005 09:20

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lol luckily my parents were hippies in the 70's and chose to stick a Y in my name so they could be different although i must admit it gets funny looks when i am at the bank and they see Jayson they think its a misprint lol

garinda 20-11-2005 09:27

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There was one called Jayson, but I though I'd get in bother if I put it's picture up.:(

It was one of those things, what are they called? The ones with the busters but they also have a winky and a daisy?

SPUGGIE J 20-11-2005 11:39

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Originally Posted by garinda
You could be pumping all night and still not get any joy.

For some reason they are advertised as having three holes. Surely this would let out all the air you pumped in escape?

Looks like I might need to buy a puncture kit as well. :D

acertun 20-11-2005 13:51

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Think yourself lucky the didn't spell it GAYSON

SPUGGIE J 20-11-2005 14:02

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Or to be called Gayson Gaylord .......:)


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