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accymel 30-10-2005 20:24
After sex comments by star sign
 
Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"

Taurus: "I'm hungry--pass the pizza."

Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"

Cancer: "When are we getting married?"

Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"

Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets."

Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."

Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you."

Sagittarius: "Don't call me--I'll call you."

Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?"

Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"

Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"

Margaret Pilkington 30-10-2005 20:26
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Which sign is .....kiss off and leave me alone I need some sleep?

grannyclaret 30-10-2005 20:31
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i 'l have you know my sheets are always clean lol

accymel 30-10-2005 20:34
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington
Which sign is .....kiss off and leave me alone I need some sleep?
Sagittarius is nearest LOL

accymel 30-10-2005 20:35
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Ive noticed our sex & starsigns are missing from the profile in posts:confused:

Doug 30-10-2005 20:40
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I would never have said such a thing, not that I remember......:rolleyes:

Margaret Pilkington 30-10-2005 21:17
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Anyway, what is a remote....?

Margaret Pilkington 30-10-2005 21:18
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Well.....I'm female and Gemini.....and I never get my hands on the remote.

garinda 30-10-2005 21:35
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I will find this information useful when I've found somebody else to have sex with.

Less 31-10-2005 05:21
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Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"

Reasonably accurate but I also add, "and I'll try not to be so quick this time!".

slinky 31-10-2005 07:18
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Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"...................yep this one is very true!!! Ginger is Aries.

Cancer: "When are we getting married?"..................hmm I don't think so!!!! I am cancer, marriage, oww yuck!! hehe

Gayle 31-10-2005 07:22
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Quote:
Originally Posted by accymel


Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"


Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."

Chris is a Leo and I'm Libra - that's why we're happily married!

garinda 31-10-2005 09:14
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I'm Capricorn and it should read 'would you like a business card?'

harwood red 31-10-2005 09:25
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I'm a scorpio.... all I'll say is no comment ;)

ANNE 31-10-2005 22:01
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Snap Gayle.
Mick's a Leo & i'm a Libra.
We have been together since I was 15 been married 32yrs now.

Mick 01-11-2005 07:47
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ER what is sex ??

Margaret Pilkington 01-11-2005 20:54
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Mick... it is when you get second helpings of pudding.....or that is what my mum told me....hehehe.

Mick 02-11-2005 08:29
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It must be Margaret but i dont get firsts never mind sexonds

Margaret Pilkington 02-11-2005 13:50
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Oh Mick.......how sad is that? No second helpings of spotted dick.....not even first helpings of spotted dick...that is truly terrible.

Tinkerbelle 02-11-2005 20:51
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lol I have to disagree with mine. I think they have the wording wrong, it should read "You'll like it when I like it" :D

chav1 04-11-2005 12:04
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Quote:
Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"
the skill is making it sound like you care :D

acertun 05-11-2005 18:07
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whats the rush is there a fire somewhere

chav1 06-11-2005 12:39
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your much better than your sister....

acertun 06-11-2005 15:15
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show me yours and i will show you mine

chav1 07-11-2005 03:41
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you got a towel handy ...?

acertun 07-11-2005 21:43
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Thats it ???????????????????????????

cashman 07-11-2005 21:52
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Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?" = PARIS


Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"[/FONT][/QUOTE]CASHY.
that has just cracked me up big time.:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

acertun 08-11-2005 21:27
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This is the first time........... since last time

shakermaker 09-11-2005 00:05
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well im an ashamed scorpio.............lol!

chav1 09-11-2005 01:21
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your gonna love this coz my ex sure as hell did ....!

acertun 10-11-2005 21:35
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once more with feeling..

chav1 11-11-2005 02:27
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you know thinking about it ime pretty sure you been my sister is wrong

acertun 13-11-2005 14:18
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Is there a race on ??????/

Tinkerbelle 13-11-2005 19:12
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Have you started yet?

acertun 13-11-2005 19:15
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its over its over its ooooooooooooover

Tinkerbelle 13-11-2005 19:25
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pass me a cigarette please

chav1 14-11-2005 03:36
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so where do i leave the money...?

acertun 14-11-2005 14:40
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Do you always leave your boots on?

Bad-Wolf 14-11-2005 14:50
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Sex?

Oh yes I remember that!

Long time ago though, its all very vague!

Bad-Wolf 14-11-2005 14:52
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Actually, its so long ago I can not remember how you do it!

If there is anyone out there who can help then let me know!

chav1 14-11-2005 15:52
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bad-Wolf
Actually, its so long ago I can not remember how you do it!

If there is anyone out there who can help then let me know!
IN

OUT

REPEAT IF NEEDED

acertun 15-11-2005 14:04
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I think someone has strangled your chicken

Tinkerbelle 15-11-2005 14:13
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Are these yours?

acertun 15-11-2005 14:29
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I see that you haven't lost yer marbles

Tinkerbelle 15-11-2005 14:31
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I'll call you ....... sometime ;)

acertun 15-11-2005 14:34
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Is that a flashlight or are you just glad to see me???/

Tinkerbelle 15-11-2005 14:35
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Of course you were the best I ever had!

acertun 15-11-2005 14:37
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That was my first time.

acertun 15-11-2005 14:42
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Do you give air miles with that

chav1 15-11-2005 14:56
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yummy playing with ice cream was good but i thought you said you dint have any rasbery ripple :eek:

acertun 15-11-2005 17:58
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I told you it would be better with handcuffs

chav1 15-11-2005 18:18
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yeah well i was faking it too

acertun 15-11-2005 18:24
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that was the best three seconds of my life. you deserve a sitting ovation

chav1 15-11-2005 22:40
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DONT wipe it on the sheets damn it.........

garinda 16-11-2005 00:02
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Who was better?

Me or Mummy?

chav1 16-11-2005 08:08
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moooooo mooooooooo

garinda 16-11-2005 09:41
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chav1
moooooo mooooooooo
Sorry am I choking you?

What are you trying to say?

chav1 16-11-2005 15:17
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Quote:
Originally Posted by garinda
Sorry am I choking you?

What are you trying to say?
excuse me but if i was refering to you i would be mentioning a horses ass not a silly cow :p

Bad-Wolf 16-11-2005 15:18
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle
Of course you were the best I ever had!
Well I should think so dear!!!!!!

garinda 16-11-2005 16:01
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I told you I'd be better than your missus.

chav1 16-11-2005 16:30
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well i woulda been better off wa*king.....

SPUGGIE J 16-11-2005 16:43
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chav1
well i woulda been better off wa*king.....
Too much of that and you might end up limp wristed! ;)

chav1 16-11-2005 17:42
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J
Too much of that and you might end up limp wristed! ;)
if wa*king made you gay there would be no men for the women lol

garinda 16-11-2005 18:09
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chav1
if wa*king made you gay there would be no men for the women lol
Walking?

I've walked thousands of miles but never turned off to Gayesville.

chav1 16-11-2005 18:39
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walking..?

you must be pretty clever with a web cam then garinda coz rumour has it you can be found walking off most nights on cam :p

garinda 16-11-2005 19:04
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No that's my nudey dancing for Arabs.

I feel it is my duty to keep their minds of other weapons of mass destuction, for the sake of world peace.:)

chav1 17-11-2005 11:22
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Quote:
Originally Posted by garinda
No that's my nudey dancing for Arabs.

I feel it is my duty to keep their minds of other weapons of mass destuction, for the sake of world peace.:)
so when you meet an arab and he says hes big in oil you start walking imidiatley then ...?

SPUGGIE J 17-11-2005 12:07
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chav1
so when you meet an arab and he says hes big in oil you start walking imidiatley then ...?
Depends on the oil and wether its from a Morrocan export. :D

garinda 17-11-2005 12:58
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chav1
so when you meet an arab and he says hes big in oil you start walking imidiatley then ...?
No I just dance for them, they never get to see my oil cus I can't bend over cus of my bad back.

acertun 17-11-2005 13:01
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do those things come in adult sizes

garinda 17-11-2005 13:12
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Quote:
Originally Posted by acertun
do those things come in adult sizes
??????????????????????????????????????????????????

That's what fiddy kiddlers say!:eek:

Bad-Wolf 17-11-2005 13:15
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hmmm. wan*ing......... Sounds like a good idea. Think I will!

SPUGGIE J 17-11-2005 13:17
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Quote:
Originally Posted by acertun
do those things come in adult sizes
Depends on what you class as "adult size" :D

Tinkerbelle 17-11-2005 14:06
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:eek: I'm shocked at the amount of people wa*king in this thread :D

Bad-Wolf 17-11-2005 15:46
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle
:eek: I'm shocked at the amount of people wa*king in this thread :D
Sometimes, it is the only relief open to us sad deprived individuals!

The only other option is to go without all together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

chav1 17-11-2005 15:56
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you cant beat walking out doors infact once outside i can walk for hours :)

Tinkerbelle 17-11-2005 16:03
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You 2 will end up with walkers cramp ;)

Bad-Wolf 17-11-2005 16:05
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Perhaps, though big strong arms is a worthy side affect!

acertun 17-11-2005 16:32
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you may finish up with rising damp

garinda 17-11-2005 17:56
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chav1
you cant beat walking out doors infact once outside i can walk for hours :)
Is that why you use a walking stick?:eek:


I might need to borrow it for my sponsored walk for world peace.:)

chav1 17-11-2005 23:31
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Quote:
Originally Posted by garinda
Is that why you use a walking stick?:eek:


I might need to borrow it for my sponsored walk for world peace.:)
dont be a walker all your life :rolleyes:

garinda 17-11-2005 23:53
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chav1
dont be a walker all your life :rolleyes:
As Nancy Sinatra said...............these bots are gonna walk all over you.;)

Bad-Wolf 18-11-2005 11:27
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Quote:
Originally Posted by garinda
As Nancy Sinatra said...............these bots are gonna walk all over you.;)
hmmm. though in this case I think that would not be seen as a threat so much as a treat!

chav1 19-11-2005 01:13
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bad-Wolf
hmmm. though in this case I think that would not be seen as a threat so much as a treat!
your on your own with that one m8 i hope you and garindas hand are very happy together :p

garinda 19-11-2005 08:03
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Originally Posted by chav1
your on your own with that one m8 i hope you and garindas hand are very happy together :p

I'm sure we will be, you jealous walker.

SPUGGIE J 19-11-2005 11:24
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Quote:
Originally Posted by garinda
I'm sure we will be, you jealous walker.
OH that sounded like fun all the walking. How do you feel? Relieved?

garinda 19-11-2005 11:28
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J
OH that sounded like fun all the walking. How do you feel? Relieved?
Yeah but my furs mits gone all stiff with the frost.:(

chav1 19-11-2005 11:46
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ewwwww after this thread i aint never eating walkers crisps again :eek:

acertun 19-11-2005 13:06
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Iam going to be careful shaking hands with certain people

SPUGGIE J 19-11-2005 13:11
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Everyone to their own but to do it on a cold frosty night takes some courage. Any body got a spare hand warmer.

acertun 19-11-2005 13:19
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Put your hand in your pocket Spuggie and see what developes lol

Tinkerbelle 19-11-2005 13:34
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Blisters on his palms ?????? :D

acertun 19-11-2005 13:40
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You must know Spuggie very well Tinks

Tinkerbelle 19-11-2005 13:43
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No not really just hear he's a keen fan of walking ....... like most men are :D

acertun 19-11-2005 13:45
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wELL GET YOUR HAND OUT OF HIS POCKET THEN

Tinkerbelle 19-11-2005 14:00
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:eek: I'm not a walker!!

acertun 19-11-2005 14:03
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Your very handy though

SPUGGIE J 19-11-2005 14:46
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Its too cold for anything vigourous for blistered palms. ;)

acertun 19-11-2005 14:48
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Abstinence springs to mind Spuggie

SPUGGIE J 19-11-2005 14:49
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Plenty of that of late and boy does it lead to a sore head. I blame the women.;)


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