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What do you call a chav in a box? Innit.

What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted

What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe.

What do you call an Eskimo chav? Innuinnit.

What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride.

You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike.

What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? What you lookin' at?"

How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it.

Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police

What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? A liar.

What do you say to a chav with a job? Can I have a big mac please

What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please stand

Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova seats 4

What do you call a 30 year old chavette? Granny.

How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they'll screw anything.

What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A start.

Why did the chav take a shower? He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash

Why did the Chav cross the road? To start a fight with a

random stranger for no reason whatsoever.

What do you call a Chav at college? The cleaner.

Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins? Society.

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LMAO great stuff......chavs are the bain (sp?) of my life!!!

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I don't think Chav is at all funny.

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now you have to reasons to be described as part of a minority group :D

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Only 2 reasons

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well i wasnt going to mention the under 3 inches club :rolleyes:

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See what I mean?

You give some people eight inches and they take a mile.

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I thought you'd like it lmao:D

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errr isn't it you are lucky if you have 8 but stretch it to 12";) :D

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i have 12 inches but i dont brag about it as a RULE

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lol! Yeah Yeah! 12" from the floor ;)

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well if thats the case i am very happy coz my legs are 32inches making 20 inches left over :p

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Blimey a big massage of figures there lmao!!!:D

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:eek: still a 12" gap though! .......... Will look like your cats died with your trolleys at half mast! ....... we were talking the length of pants, weren't we?

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yeah and quite a mouthfull too :D

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LMFAO!! omfg I was choking then!! :D

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Lmfao u haven't got a chav stuck in yer throat have you:eek: ??!?!? pmslmao:D

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Well thats for them to know and everyone else to find out.:)