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Old 21-11-2005, 13:12   #1
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What do you call a chav in a box? Innit.

What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted

What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe.

What do you call an Eskimo chav? Innuinnit.

What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride.

You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike.

What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? What you lookin' at?"

How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it.

Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police

What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? A liar.

What do you say to a chav with a job? Can I have a big mac please

What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please stand

Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova seats 4

What do you call a 30 year old chavette? Granny.

How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they'll screw anything.

What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A start.

Why did the chav take a shower? He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash

Why did the Chav cross the road? To start a fight with a

random stranger for no reason whatsoever.

What do you call a Chav at college? The cleaner.

Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins? Society.
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Old 21-11-2005, 15:06   #2
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Old 21-11-2005, 17:06   #3
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LMAO great stuff......chavs are the bain (sp?) of my life!!!
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Old 21-11-2005, 18:15   #4
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I don't think Chav is at all funny.
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Old 21-11-2005, 18:33   #5
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now you have to reasons to be described as part of a minority group
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Old 21-11-2005, 21:51   #6
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Old 21-11-2005, 22:05   #7
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well i wasnt going to mention the under 3 inches club
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Old 22-11-2005, 14:04   #8
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well i wasnt going to mention the under 3 inches club
See what I mean?

You give some people eight inches and they take a mile.
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I thought you'd like it lmao
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Old 22-11-2005, 15:27   #10
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You give some people eight inches and they take a mile.
errr isn't it you are lucky if you have 8 but stretch it to 12"
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Old 22-11-2005, 21:56   #11
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errr isn't it you are lucky if you have 8 but stretch it to 12"
i have 12 inches but i dont brag about it as a RULE
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lol! Yeah Yeah! 12" from the floor
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Old 22-11-2005, 22:01   #13
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lol! Yeah Yeah! 12" from the floor
well if thats the case i am very happy coz my legs are 32inches making 20 inches left over
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lol! Yeah Yeah! 12" from the floor
Blimey a big massage of figures there lmao!!!
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well if thats the case i am very happy coz my legs are 32inches making 20 inches left over
still a 12" gap though! .......... Will look like your cats died with your trolleys at half mast! ....... we were talking the length of pants, weren't we?
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