To All Drunk Women
 

It's time to go home when:-

You have absolutely no idea where your shoes are.

You've just had to get someone to help you pull your pants up in the ladies room.

You've been flashing your boobs at passers by.

You mistake a police car for a cab and shout obscenities when it doesn't stop for you.

You drop your 3:00 a.m. burger on the floor, pick it up and carry on eating.

You start crying.

There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.
You've found a deeper side to the office nerd.

The man you're flirting with used to be your primary school teacher.

The urge to take all your clothes off, stand on a table and sing "Hopelessly Devoted To You" becomes strangely overwhelming.

You've forgotten where you live.

You've started to sound like Marge Simpson’s sisters from the 60 cigarettes you've smoked.

You can't taste the gin in your gin and tonic

You think you're in bed but your pillow feels strangely like pizza.

You start every conversation with, "Don't take this the wrong way but..."

You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it.

You challenge the bouncer to an arm wrestling competition

You're sitting on the floor. On your own.

You decide to audition for 'X-Factor' via the security cameras

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Where do you go drinkin :rolleyes: only kiddin :D

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Suppose anywhere, were's there a bar. hehehe

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oh!!! sara better stay outa the calder then..wellbeing thinks its gonna be a classy joint.....just my irish sense of humour ,or lack of it

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Thanks for the warning geoff. (I understand the irish sense of humour so no worries.)

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i take it a good works christmas doo was had by sara then :D :flasher8: :stop:

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careful sara someones got you're number !!!

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If only I could admit in public how many of those have happened to me - don't think it would do my political career much good though! lol

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gayle iam shocked,,,,,,,http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/39/39_5_4.gif

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So how does this differ from a sobre woman?:rolleyes:

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Bin there, done that, very funny Sara .. loved it, however, a little puzzled, your profile states that hobbies are knitting and cocoa. Where did it all go wrong ? :confused:

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Aye, but when i drop a stitch i have to have a drink. If i can't find the right make of cocoa i have to have a drink.

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hey they have happened to me a few times.but once i saw some1 drop a donner kebab with sauce on the floor and he sat on the floor and he ate his food off the floor dipping it in the sauce how disgusting!!!

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Only one or two grannyclaret......honest!

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These sound vaguely familiar!!!!!!!!!!!! has someone been spying on me:D :D :D

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oops been there done that .. i leave a trail of clothes from the bathroom when i get home .dying for a w** so undress whilst im there ... loosing my glasses in the process .............REMEMBER LADS.

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OH NO! Not me I've never done any of the above .......... drunk? What's that? :D

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OH what can I say........ women!:D

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I'll admit to 3 of them - and i aint saying which ones either!

:D :D :D

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:o I have too my utter shame known a number of women that are guilty of all those act’s and one or two you forgot to mention………….:p :rolleyes:

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Sounds like a couple of my relations thing is they seem to be proud of it.

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sara you've forgotten one crucial point as well ...you know its time to go home W H E N that ugly bloke you saw at the start of the nite, is starting to resemble that heart throb spuggie, and you're thinking shall i take him home !!!!
aahhhhh!!! "beer helping ugly people get laid since the dawn of time "

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Sorry to disapoint you BER999T, i wasn't one of them. Now if you'd have said this morning that could have been a differant matter. (works do last night). As to geoff70 thought that one was quite amusing.

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And how do you know how I look to drunken women? Who have you been talking to? ;)

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Come to think of it most run a mile when they are sober and see me.

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yep, I know the feeling!

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:eek: I went down Preston the other friday and o m g i havent bin so legless in ages. I got kicked out a bar for pooring my own gin at the bar, had a scrap with a girl, nearly got arrested for drunk and disorderly. Got kicked out a taxis cause i wanted to be sick and then he drove off and left me so i was in middle of preston not knowing were i was cause i couldnt lift up my head. My poor chap had to meet the other taxis driver in huncoat at 3 in morning at petrol station and pay my bill of 50.00 then take me upstairs and get me to bed. What a mess! Thats gin for you. Mothers ruin. ha

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You remember what we were talking about the otherday emma ? That`s where you should of stayed.:(