To All Drunk Women

Sara · 05-12-2005, 20:08

It's time to go home when:-

You have absolutely no idea where your shoes are.

You've just had to get someone to help you pull your pants up in the ladies room.

You've been flashing your boobs at passers by.

You mistake a police car for a cab and shout obscenities when it doesn't stop for you.

You drop your 3:00 a.m. burger on the floor, pick it up and carry on eating.

You start crying.

There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.
You've found a deeper side to the office nerd.

The man you're flirting with used to be your primary school teacher.

The urge to take all your clothes off, stand on a table and sing "Hopelessly Devoted To You" becomes strangely overwhelming.

You've forgotten where you live.

You've started to sound like Marge Simpson’s sisters from the 60 cigarettes you've smoked.

You can't taste the gin in your gin and tonic

You think you're in bed but your pillow feels strangely like pizza.

You start every conversation with, "Don't take this the wrong way but..."

You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it.

You challenge the bouncer to an arm wrestling competition

You're sitting on the floor. On your own.

You decide to audition for 'X-Factor' via the security cameras

Swinny1974 · 05-12-2005, 20:25

Where do you go drinkin

only kiddin

Sara · 05-12-2005, 20:35

Suppose anywhere, were's there a bar. hehehe

geoff70 · 05-12-2005, 20:43

oh!!! sara better stay outa the calder then..wellbeing thinks its gonna be a classy joint.....just my irish sense of humour ,or lack of it

Sara · 05-12-2005, 20:48

Thanks for the warning geoff. (I understand the irish sense of humour so no worries.)

BLACKBURN RAVER · 05-12-2005, 21:22

i take it a good works christmas doo was had by sara then

geoff70 · 05-12-2005, 21:40

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Originally Posted by BLACKBURN RAVER

i take it a good works christmas doo was had by sara then

careful sara someones got you're number !!!

Gayle · 05-12-2005, 21:42

If only I could admit in public how many of those have happened to me - don't think it would do my political career much good though! lol

grannyclaret · 05-12-2005, 23:37

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Originally Posted by Gayle

If only I could admit in public how many of those have happened to me - don't think it would do my political career much good though! lol

gayle iam shocked,,,,,,,

Bad-Wolf · 06-12-2005, 17:45

So how does this differ from a sobre woman?

katex · 06-12-2005, 18:07

Bin there, done that, very funny Sara .. loved it, however, a little puzzled, your profile states that hobbies are knitting and cocoa. Where did it all go wrong ?

Sara · 06-12-2005, 20:00

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Originally Posted by katex

Bin there, done that, very funny Sara .. loved it, however, a little puzzled, your profile states that hobbies are knitting and cocoa. Where did it all go wrong ?

Aye, but when i drop a stitch i have to have a drink. If i can't find the right make of cocoa i have to have a drink.

wellbeing · 06-12-2005, 20:03

hey they have happened to me a few times.but once i saw some1 drop a donner kebab with sauce on the floor and he sat on the floor and he ate his food off the floor dipping it in the sauce how disgusting!!!

Gayle · 06-12-2005, 20:08

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Originally Posted by grannyclaret

gayle iam shocked,,,,,,,

Only one or two grannyclaret......honest!

slinky · 06-12-2005, 20:29

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Originally Posted by Sara

It's time to go home when:-

You have absolutely no idea where your shoes are.

You've just had to get someone to help you pull your pants up in the ladies room.

You mistake a police car for a cab and shout obscenities when it doesn't stop for you.

There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.
You've found a deeper side to the office nerd.

You've forgotten where you live.

You've started to sound like Marge Simpson’s sisters from the 60 cigarettes you've smoked.

You can't taste the gin in your gin and tonic

You start every conversation with, "Don't take this the wrong way but..."

You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it.

You challenge the bouncer to an arm wrestling competition

You're sitting on the floor. On your own.

You decide to audition for 'X-Factor' via the security cameras

These sound vaguely familiar!!!!!!!!!!!! has someone been spying on me