Husband Version 1.0
 

I've been trawling through a few things I wrote some time ago and I thought this might amuse.


HELP!

I have been trying to install Husband Version 1.0 for some time now and I keep experiencing difficulties. I have, in the past, run Boyfriend Versions 1.0 to 6.0, but every time I attempt the upgrade to Husband all the system discs shut down and I have to use a different version of Boyfriend to get everything working again.

I had also been experiencing a few problems with Boyfriend Versions 2.0 to 6.0 prior to the attempt to upgrade. The programs work perfectly as soon as installed but I have noticed that over a period of a few months the programs cease to function normally. After installation the systems probe tool is constantly active, however, after a couple of months of frequent use it slows down. I have also noticed that when functions are requested the error message ‘do it yourself’ comes up on screen.

I realise now that my mistake was to attempt to upgrade Boyfriend Version 1.0. This program was the simplest version but it did seem to operate normally for a longer period than any of the others. After that I didn’t really notice any obvious differences between the upgrades.

I have heard that there is a New Man Version 1.0 on the market but I have yet to see any evidence of it myself. Apparently, its primary functions are to clean the hard disc and prepare the computer for Babies Versions 1.0 to 2.0. I believe that a prototype was tested but it kept malfunctioning and reverting to Boyfriend Version 3.2.

I have had a little bit more success with Friend Versions 1.0 to 10.0. All versions run quite smoothly alongside each other and only become a problem when my girlfriends decide to use them and convert them to any of the Boyfriend programs. At this point they erase themselves from my computer and even when my girlfriends have tired of them they are difficult to reinstall.

Re: Husband Version 1.0
 

let this be a lesson to all woman kind

install vesion 1.0

use it spareingly

and for gods sake dont try to alter it

Re: Husband Version 1.0
 

Having said all that, I have eventually found a version of Husband that does work properly.

Re: Husband Version 1.0
 

Search the web and it's all out there Gayle you're fame must be spreading!

Re: Husband Version 1.0
 

Great minds think alike! I wrote mine about 10 years ago when I was single. Not really surprised that other people would think along the same lines!

Re: Husband Version 1.0
 

It most probably has been corrupted as the years went by, a little added here a little taken away there, but at least the core idea is still there!

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Re: Husband Version 1.0
 

Strangely enough I was analysing a system report from one of you old boyfriend versions the other day (version number withheld for security reasons). It suggested you had a problem with your oral interface. It looks like it kept crashing before the task had completed. I think you would have found the boyfriend program would have been more reliable if you had used your backup system more often.

Re: Husband Version 1.0
 

There was nothing wrong with my oral interface, his system simply couldn't cope with extensive use of it!

I tried to use the back up system once and tried reinstalling Boyfriend 1.0 whilst still trying to run Boyfriend version 2.0 but apparently the two systems do not operate simultaneously.

Re: Husband Version 1.0
 

I bet Boyfriend 1.0 would have operated fine if you had installed Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time :D

Re: Husband Version 1.0
 

perhaps the problems start when girlfriend v.1.0 cuts back the usage of her oral interface on boyfriend v.1.0's systems probe tool and starts spitting data recieved from boyfriend v.1.0's system probe tool back at him :rolleyes:

Re: Husband Version 1.0
 

I think you will find your oral interface incorrectly configured. In its property page make sure all the settings are ticked except for the 2 tick boxes named autonag and whinge. I think you will find it functions correctly then.

Re: Husband Version 1.0
 

perhaps keeping silent mode permantly ticked would be a better idea :D

Re: Husband Version 1.0
 

It all seems to work perfectly well with Husband v1.0, although I suspect he has his silent mode permanently ticked.

Re: Husband Version 1.0
 

Maybe he is running in under the thumb mode

Re: Husband Version 1.0
 

I haven't had your problems Gayle but I had similer ones with V1.0 Wife which ran fine for years but started changing programs with out notice and doing random upgrades without letting me know, this in its self wasn't a major problem, somewhat irritating but something you could live with, the main fault seemed to be an annoying whine that eminated constantly especially when being transported.
I switched it off for a while and loaded V6.0 girlfriend which I then upgraded to V1.0 Lover and then completly upgraded evrything to V2.0 Wife, a newer model with a lot less usage which I imported from the USA this seems to perform anywhere you want it too. A word of warning for all of you thinking of going down this path, to get rid of Wife V1.0 is very, very expensive and long winded.

Re: Husband Version 1.0
 

its only expensive if to get rid of wife v1.0 if you forget to buy the accompanying software shotgun v1.0 :D

i am curreently suffering a lot of problems from a similar program called exgirlfriend v1.0 which is proving to be a very hard program to remove indeed and unfortunatly shotgun v1.0 is currently sold out :mad:

Re: Husband Version 1.0
 

Have you tried running exgirlfriend v1.0 with a program called friendwhoisdesperate v1.0, if you get a hook up and get them running together you will find your life a lot easier.

Re: Husband Version 1.0
 

i was actualy thinking of running exgirlfriend v1.0 with findwhoisdesperate v1.0 but unfortunatly exgirlfriend v1.0 had had been corrupted by the letmyselfgobeyondhope virus and no version of the findwhoisdesperate program was compatable , not even the BLIND eddition

Re: Husband Version 1.0
 

Have you had yourself checked out at the clinic to make sure your not also infected?

Re: Husband Version 1.0
 

You know, it’s not always the software that’s at fault, I discovered this ages ago. Sometimes and more often than not it could well be your hardware, have it checked and make sure you haven’t got your default user box ticked. :o

Re: Husband Version 1.0
 

running fine here m8 no dodgy viurses on board my mainframe

although i am suffering from a minor trojan called selfabuse v1.1 but i can happily live with that :eek:

Re: Husband Version 1.0
 

You could try installing ladyoftheknight v6.9, its a little on the old side but should work ok.:rolleyes:

Re: Husband Version 1.0
 

You are all just talikng about w*nking aren't you?

You think you're oh so clever. ;)

Re: Husband Version 1.0
 

I am not talking about winking.

Re: Husband Version 1.0
 

I think you'll find that's your problem. Girlfriend v1.0 and Selfabuse v1.1 aren't compatible.

Re: Husband Version 1.0
 

Gail, first recorded version of Girfriend v1.0 was posted in Dec 96 on usenet by Fredrick Shaffer who worked at Pratt and Whitney. Perhaps he had was aware of yours?????

Re: Husband Version 1.0
 

Maybe they were seeing each other at the time and wrote them about each other.

Re: Husband Version 1.0
 

I saw the Girlfriend v1.0 piece at the time and wrote mine as a reply to it.

Re: Husband Version 1.0
 

Thought that girlfriend v1.0 was first recorded version by a guy named Adam?

Re: Husband Version 1.0
 

:)

Only there wasn't an internet to post about it to!