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As suggested cos bb ended lol. Has anyone see tonights X factor??? Hehehehehe Simon Cowell met his match - he got granny bashed & even said the immortal word sorry pmsl:D

There were quite a few contenders for 'totally embarrassing' & 'funniest category' im sure people that go to these auditions & sound truelly awful are either tone deaf or have an over inflated ego:rolleyes: :confused:

Looking forward to next week as Simon [again] gets a glass of drenching by a auditionee hehehehe:D oh dear are things going too far:rolleyes:

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I will stick to listening to the drunks sing thanks its mor asthetically pleasing to my lugs. :D

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I loved that li'l dude who lost his bottle and had to come back later......such a sweetie!

Lea
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Well I was having a miserable day X factor cheered me up no end.

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well im really pleased its back as debbie says really cheers me up....... my neice went for an audition and apperently you have to go before two lots of judges b4 you get to simon and co, so they must let some funnies through for show purposes

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They've already filmed the final.

Don't waste your money voting!

You'll see it at Christmas.

It's won by that guy Jonathon, the nice guy who is his mother's full time carer, and the runner up is the nervy teen.

If you look really closely you'll see me in the front row of the audience behind Sharon 'Rita Fairclough' Osbourne, wearing a tie-dye kaftan and holding up my I love Jonathon placard.;)

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Oh rindy you are such a spoilsport:p Tealeaf will have nowt to discuss now:rolleyes::D

Yeh he braved the x factor screens last night & awwww bless!:D

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REALLY? the guy who sang 'Mrs Jones'???...........shockin'......
Well that's saved my time on a Saturday night :D
Lea
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Are they going to have a 'celebrity' judge every week?
They could have that geezer Steve who won the first series that no one has ever heard of since.


Were the Glasgow auditions really held in Michelle MacManus's nightie???

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Watched a little of Xtra factor tonight and lass from Accy on .. only good thing she did was promote Accy Stanley .. bless .. least she had a bash with a girl from Blackpool she met in a pub a week ago. Well, ya' never know, maybe next year.

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Omg watched a little bit of Xfactor auditions at work tother day!!!

WHAT!!! the bloody hell were them two women in them cat outfits like??

I seriously wee'd myself laughing!!! and to top it all watched the re-run on ITV2 TONIGHT just to have another giggle.........

I will never EVER listen to " the Lion sleeps tonight" same ever again without seeing them two and listening to that THING screeching:D:D:D

Now that's entertainment!!!!:D:D:D

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I'm going to say that to people from now on,
'Give us another monkey before you go.':p

You do it, I'll spank it for ya.

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Lmao but they have to do the end bit......." a whimba whey hey hey hey":D

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what happened in xfactor this week does anybody no what happened we sharon osbourne

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On saturday Sharon had to leave Belfast auditions due to an accident at her mansion as a fire swept through was soon back with the crew though i dunno how or what happened that caused it.

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oh dear now she'll have to spend more of her millions fixing up and possibly get another reality tv show called rebuilding with the osbournes

and ozzy can mumble his way adn we'll all love him for it

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Ozzy was having a party and the devil overdid the booze a bit hence the resulting fire.
:rolleyes:

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It was dublin she left not belfast!

Did you see it the one who didnt get through in Dublin so went to Glasgow and he got through!

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well just goes to show if ya want it bad enuf then go for it ...........you never know, im so pleased he came back think he will do ok so long as he,s not in simons catogary

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ok Leona will go through no problem - Ben he should go through as well.
Macdonald brothers - probably go through. Ray and Eton Road in the sing off. Eton Road should stay.

Resurrected this because Mels no tv!

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ok i was wrong!!! Eton Road and Ben - Ben to go through

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Sad to see Eton Road go. Anthony is like a young Boy George.

Leona, bit boring because she is so lauded with compliments, but she is world class. She could have a career like Barbra Streisand. Amazing vocal talent.

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Oh dear why did i look at this thread just as x factor reply is on after missing it earlier - hoping sky dont balls up as it seems to be working for now:D

Blimey mcd's bros still in - i bet simons impressed lmao I will soon find out now so dont tell me :D

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:mad: I tell you, this programme will be the death of me! Silly muppet I was nearly in tears with the sing off last night. No way should it have been those 2. I hate the jock b*****ds with a passion. One song that was delivered exactly as the Proclaimers do it and Simon buckles and said it was good! No it wasn't, they should not still be there and neither should Ray. I tell you the voting public need a slap! :mad: Ok rant over :D

Leona no denying she has a good voice, but she's a cross between Mariah Carey and Christina Aguilera. We already have these in the charts why would we need another one :confused:

Ben, what a gorgeous voice he has! It's not perfect like Leona but God he's good on the ears. If ever a recording contract comes out of this for Ben, he'll have one buyer for his music ;)

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I don't like this programme one bit, but I am very glad those squeaky little herberts are off the box.
Don't get me wrong, the competition is fine for people who work in B&Q for four quid an hour and can sing like Otis Redding, fair play to them - it's an easy way up the ladder.
But just don't call the tinny pop songs that get released as a result 'music'.
I think Ben's & Leona's talents are wasted with this programme.

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Only for so long though, bloody Louie has offered them a contract. In their shoes I'd have been telling HIM to 'go forth and multiply'. They're different, they have potential but I dread to think what Louie will turn them into! I really don't think we need a scouse version of Babzone and Wests*ite!

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Sorry I disagree, to me they just sound and look like a Take That wannabe band. Yes they harmonise well & wear Topman's latest threads but is there anything more?
I don't see any real talent there whatsoever.

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Were they not managed by Louie too?

I just would of liked to have seen something different done with them, something different to the usual crap boy band stuff.

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They werent that bad tonight but im so pleased BEN got through ummmmmm

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Hooray the Club singers have gone!!!!!


Give the decent folk a chance now. Tell ya this care in the community is going too far now :D

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I would have preferred it if the macdonald brothers had gone through with Ben and Leona. That way there would have been one through for each of them. It should be a straight fight between Leona and Ben. Knowing our luck Ben will get kicked out next week and its going to be between Leona and Ray the final. There'd be no watching Simon then!!!

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It could have been worse, the Macs could have sung "Letter From America" I suppose!

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I know! Bloody Jock straps!! :rolleyes:

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Just watching the ITV2 replay seeing as I was out earlier.

Mac performance & Ray doing 'Mandy' - bloody painful!

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Yup ............ :(

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MacDougal Sisters-
Their best week. Loved Shang-a-lang, so cheesy, but time to go home.

Ray Vonne-
My Way, sang his little heart out. I was wellin' up.

Ben-
Loved the Queen number with the choir. Glad he's through.

Leona-
Can't give her enough superlatives. I adore her. The comparisons with Mariah p*ss me off though, she's way better than that warbling nit, who only made it because she married thew boss of Sony records. Leona could be up there with Streisand, still belting them out in forty years.

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Leona is brilliant.
Absolutely perfect voice.
I hope that when she wins they give her decent songs which do her voice justice & get rid of the lip warble & the mic shaking. It spoils her performances.

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See tinks - someone else who agreed with me about shang a lang!

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Hey I were in my element when shang-a-lang was on .....cheesy maybe but great fun lol!!!

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Shang a lang.
Hmm.
Quite a strong vocal performance from them which was a shock.
Though as it is an awful song, and since they looked so god damn awkward when 'performing', it was definitely their time to go.

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got to agree shakermaker . Think ray pulled it off with my way

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Sorry as a fan of rock ballads I want Ben to win. We need a Ben in the charts not another Christina/Mariah

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COR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! would love ben to win but think leona is gonna push him to one side , 3 strong ones left ben needs to do his upmost next week

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Me too hun. but I do hope Ben makes music once this over :) I'll buy his music ;)

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Ah, Barry Manilow night ,,,HEAVEN

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I felt like that granny with rod stewart ummmmm...........

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OOOH HIM TOO.

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Oh, come on, if they got to choose there own song it was quite obvious that Leona was gonna choose a Mariah Carey song (i know it was originally Nielson but that is the style she sung it in!!!) I here lots of girls that sing like that on the karaoke in my pub every week!!! Ben was fabulous!!! That is my favourite song ever!!!! (Queen or George Micheal versions!!) and I think Ben was very, very brave to sing it like he did and he certainly pulled it off it was fantastic!!!

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I said exactly the same thing. Just think if Leona wins at least we will have the charts flooded with cover versions of Mariah and Christa songs ....... Oh so much to look forward to :rolleyes:

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...and if Ben wins we'll have a hundred Meatloaf covers....oh goody!

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LOL! I think he'd be more suited to Rod Stewart and Stereophonics covers but there you go ;)

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Still, it's all been done before!
There's been far too many talented singers ruined by the tinny pop songs & overblown epic covers the record companies give them after 'winning' competitions like this.
No one cares about what happens to the contestants after the competition, it's all about telly ratings.

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Think Ben could do some brill bon jovi stuff .

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Ben could sing George Formby and he'd still have a beautiful voice :D

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I think Ben crucified that song We made it through the rain... Only Barry can sing that...
I was hoping someone would sing Even now... my favourite Barry song of all time

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I think Ben was best when he did Rod Stewert his voice suits Rod well. he's sexy andd luverly but must admit I prefare Little Rays voice and he's a nice mover.
Think Leonnie will win.

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How Can They??

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You've just had my rant in a pm because I couldn't put on here my thoughts :mad: GUTTED!! :(

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OMG how could they ????????????
Really thought it would be Ben and Leoni ...........

thats it simons just unbearable now?

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I'm SOOOOOOO glad Ray went through tonight......just to see that foking smug look Ben has wiped off his face!!! :D


He sang U2's Still haven't found what I'm looking for badly!!! :mad: Take your croaky voice somewhere else love!!!!





Well done Ray!!!!

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aaawwwww slinks that croaky voice were dead sexy .....
Better than Ray anyday

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Can't stand Mickey Mousers at the best of times but to choose that scrikey little turd over Ben is criminal.

He only got the votes because he's a little blubbering wuss. At least Ben was man enough to take it on the chin!

I really hope we hear more of him now the silly glorified karaoke contest is over.

(If you think I went over the top there believe me that's just the polite bits ;) )

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That is compared to what i got in the pm!!!! :D

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Im willing to bet that Ben has an album out soon

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I hope so cherokee ........ and Ray can go and get himself in an advert for Kleenex ;)

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well its the only way hes gonna dry his sloppy tears next week when his mummy comes running ....

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Walk On ...... and then scrike like a baby at the end!! How ******* predictable!!

Next week it will be Ferry Cross the Mersey and more tears ..... you watch ;)

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Well All I can say is I hope he dont miss the ferry lmao!!

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I hope he slips off the gang plank on the ferry and drowns !!

Sorry ...... don't mean that really :) I don't think ;)

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Yeah you do hehehehe

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We all know Leona's supporters all voted for Ray because if Ben had have gone through then it would have been a contest next week.

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I like Ben, but thought his middle of the road song choices let him down tonight.

He should have sang some soulful Otis Reading, and the speeded up arrangement on the U2 number was dire.

Good luck to him though, but he hasn't got the Kleenex

factor.:D

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Hes more of a man to need it G

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Didnt see it as I was working, did it go down to a public vote or a judges vote?? I think is quite obvious whos going to win now, unfortunatly!!!! I'm backing Ray all the way!

Although saying that, the person whos wins never does any good, in any of these comps (eg Fame Academy, with Lemar & the first series of X Factor with G4) its always the 2nd & 3rd placed who do well! So maybe I should want Leona to win!! LOL!!

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I know Leona is gonna win but I hope that Ray dose. He has a loverly voice.

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Just out of spite i might just vote for Ray this week!!! :D

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SPITE? OMG! The pennies just dropped! Your the one who's made 1000's of votes for Ray!!! :eek:

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Well i got bored with it when Ben left:(

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No i didnt - didnt even vote for ben until the last 2 weeks.

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Umm...isn't it a singing competition? :rolleyes:

Ray cannot sing for toffee, whereas in terms of the competition; Leona is perfect.
Leona should win, but won't because of the overwhelming amount of 12 year old girls voting for Ray the squeaking midget.


No one will know who they are in 3 months anyway :)

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According to the bookies it's even Stevens.

After all Gareth Gates (who?) was odds on favourite when Will Young took him from behind...so to speak.:D

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Just got a text message from my brother saying Vote Ray!!! lol

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A bit of desperation for voting tho for both with the battle of the boybands hehehe

Ray & westsh*te
Leona & take sh*te

Mmm:rolleyes:

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i notice tinks has disappeared again - just as the result was starting! lol wonder who she has voted for?

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Not particularly bothered tbh, as both will get recording contracts anyway - even eton rd & Ben probably have them in the bag & they didnt get into the final.

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the adverts are on - shes back!!! lol

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LOL! No I'm here just had a bit of personal stuff I had to deal with, probably have to go again soon to answer a call from the local plod. :(

I'm not voting. I want Leona to win. Ray just makes me sooo mad. He can only sing crooner songs ....... and not only that he should still be in the young offenders institution for murdering that bully Emmelda Jenkins :D

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Hehehe well the new song aint a crooner song :p

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Wow.
That new song...it's really, really bad.

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LMFAO!!! shaker :D

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Sounds too much like its my goal - shayne ward - probably same writers:(

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bad - thats an understatement!!! Well rays version is - just wait for leona's

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Tears again.
You can tell the lad was an actor.

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Ohhh hey up Mariahs on ....... or is it Christina? ;)

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she sings it better than ray anyway but its still crap! but then again .................

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No, it's Celine and look......she can move!

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LOL tinks but least she is british :rolleyes: lol

Mind u she does sing it better than Ray

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whos glass has shattered? lol