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:D :D :D You know it's time that Russian saga was made a bit more interesting,there hard work are Russian authors. I had it it out on permanant loan.
If you follow this line down, you will be cr-----g at an angle of forty five degrees. :D :D :D . Chin Chin.

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:D :D :D This was on a hotel wc in Douglas.
If lesbians come from the Isle of Lesbos, do male Gay's come from the Isle
of Man? :D :D :D

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The funniest thing I've seen on a toilet wall was in the Adelphi in Accy which read 'Fat people are harder to kidnap',and it still makes me giggle now when i think about it!!He,he.....

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:D :D :D Toilet prayer for today. Twinkle Twinkle little rectum; Big chaps
come when you least expect um. :D :D :D

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On the door of a Gents loo,

My mother made me a homosexual.

Written underneath,

If I buy the wool will she make me one?

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lo;l i like that1 west ender..:D

on the wall in front it said " look up"

on the ceiling it said " look down "

on the floor it said "look left"

on the left it said " look right "

on the right it said " your a nosey fecker arn't you, now feck off and have a p!55 "

thought that was quite amusing myself :D

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Boy meets girl holds her hand visions of the promised land, 'more next week'.

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I used to have that on a sticker across the back window of my car about 4 years ago. I saw it at a show and had to get it. I'm sure it amused many people following me.

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now I havent read through them all so sorry if this has already been posted, I was using a toilet in a company one day (through work) and it read on the inside of the door...

"as I sit here and comtemplate
should I sh**e or mas****ate"

I was 17 when I read it and I have always remembered it...

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:D Poster in the rear car window 'Caution' young blond girl thinking! :D :D

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You don’t come here to pi*s about,
So p**s your p**s and p**s off out!!

:eek:

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Or, don't throw toothpicks in the urinals, the crabs can pole vault.

I once saw written over a urinal "Why look up here, are you ashamed of it?" And written underneath in different handwriting: "No, I'm scared sh*tless of it!":eek:

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If you sprinkle when you tinkle
Be a sweetie
Wipe the seatie

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Be alert... your country neads lerts :confused: