Battle of the Sex's
 

I've been noticing for a while men are getting worse! They take longer to get ready, they spend ages chosing clothes that cost the earth. They gossip more now than us women ever did! The list is endless ..... :D

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That's because you've castrated them all, and turned them into metrosexuals.

It's rumoured that even Tealeaf is washing under his pits with some fancy nancy soap now.

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Has the pinny come out yet though. and the hour long chats over the back fence? ;)

I swear slink will back me up on this our phone calls last 20 seconds ...... the lads though .... OH NO! :rolleyes: "So what you wearing?" "Does my hair look ok?" ....... I swear I'm just waiting for the "Does my bum look big in this?"

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That is bad, especially as your mthead has a shaved bonce.:eek:

I just wash and go, and finger it a bit in the cab.:p

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rephrase that rindy!!!!!!

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So has Ginger ..... My point exactly! How long can you discuss shaved bonces for?

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Whether to shave or not to shave that be the question! lol

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I'm well 'ard I wax ....... :D

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Cold or Warm? :D

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....... hot!! :D

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She's just be trained to do vaginal topiary, on Channel 5's 'Trust me I'm a beauty therapist'.

Give her a call.:eek: :D

http://www.tongs.org.uk/files/lauren2001.jpg

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Dont get channel 5 so dont know what you talking about











Thats my excuse and im sticking to it :D

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I don't think so! ;) I'm 'ard but not that 'ard :eek: ........ :rofl38:

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You should be up on your roof then, twiddling about to make it better reception...a man would have.

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No a man would order sky so then thats his excuse for getting the football and the films that channel 5 show after midnight! lol :D