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there was a young man from china
who was'nt a very good climber he went up a hill and now hes got a vagina |
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Mary had a little lamb She also had a bear I've often seen her little lamb But never seen her bear |
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Mary had a little lamb...
She got three years for beastiality, and two years for corrupting a minor... :tongue8: |
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Mary had a little lamb
she tied it to a pylon 12,000 volts shot up its bum and turned it's wool to nylon |
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Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead. Now Mary takes the lamb to school Between two hunks of bread. Mary had a little watch, She kept it in her garter. And when the boys asked her the time, She knew what they were after. |
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pale of water Stupid Jill forgot her pill Now they have a daughter |
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There was a copper from punction
who could not get is organ to function for a year or two he had to make do with some spit on the end of is trunchion. |
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She was only a colonels daughter but..........
she what reggie ment! Mary had a little lamb, Its fleece was black as charcoal Every time it jumped the fence You could see its little a*sehole |
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Jack and Jill Went up the hill
to smoke some marijuanna. Jack got high and dropped his fly and said, "jill, do you wanna?" Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun. but silly Jill forgot the Pill and now they have a son! |
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There was a young vampire called Mabel,
Whose periods were heavy but stable. So every full moon, She pulled out a spoon, And drank herself under the table. :eek: Tell us another one, Just like the ther one. Tell us another one, do... |
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Jack stood on the burning deck,
Eating red-hot scallops. He dropped one down his trouser leg, It burnt him on his... ...wait for it... FOOT! :D |
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The boy stood on the burning deck
with a box of crackers, one fell down his trouser leg and blow off half his kneecap |
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Swimming in the swimming pool
is where I like to "B," wearing underwater goggles so that I can "C." Yesterday, before I swam, I drank a cup of "T." Now the pool's a "swimming ool" because I took a "P." |
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My uncle had a budgie
He thought it was a rat He dipped it in the mustard And fed it to the cat :idunno: |
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:lol: Good one Len. I bet the puddy-tat suffered from ring-sting the day after :p
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