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Stanley4Life 31-05-2004 18:32

Re: poets corner
 
there was a young man from china
who was'nt a very good climber
he went up a hill
and now hes got a vagina

Len 31-05-2004 18:41

Re: poets corner
 
Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear
I've often seen her little lamb
But never seen her bear



Sparkologist 31-05-2004 18:59

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Mary had a little lamb...

She got three years for beastiality, and two years for corrupting a minor... :tongue8:

WINGY 31-05-2004 20:44

Re: poets corner
 
Mary had a little lamb
she tied it to a pylon
12,000 volts shot up its bum
and turned it's wool to nylon

Bazf 31-05-2004 22:13

Re: poets corner
 
Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
Now Mary takes the lamb to school
Between two hunks of bread.

Mary had a little watch,
She kept it in her garter.
And when the boys asked her the time,
She knew what they were after.

Len 31-05-2004 22:29

Re: poets corner
 
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pale of water
Stupid Jill forgot her pill
Now they have a daughter

expat 01-06-2004 11:58

Re: poets corner
 
There was a copper from punction
who could not get is organ to function
for a year or two he had to make do
with some spit on the end of is trunchion.

Bazf 01-06-2004 14:20

Re: poets corner
 
She was only a colonels daughter but..........

she what reggie ment!

Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was black as charcoal
Every time it jumped the fence
You could see its little a*sehole

janet 01-06-2004 15:10

Re: poets corner
 
Jack and Jill Went up the hill
to smoke some marijuanna.
Jack got high and dropped his fly
and said, "jill, do you wanna?"

Jill said yes and dropped her dress
and then they had some fun.
but silly Jill forgot the Pill
and now they have a son!

Sparkologist 01-06-2004 17:40

Re: poets corner
 
There was a young vampire called Mabel,
Whose periods were heavy but stable.
So every full moon,
She pulled out a spoon,
And drank herself under the table. :eek:

Tell us another one,
Just like the ther one.
Tell us another one, do...

Sparkologist 22-06-2004 21:11

Re: poets corner
 
Jack stood on the burning deck,
Eating red-hot scallops.
He dropped one down his trouser leg,
It burnt him on his...




...wait for it...




FOOT! :D

Mick 22-06-2004 22:17

Re: poets corner
 
The boy stood on the burning deck
with a box of crackers,
one fell down his trouser leg and blow off
half his kneecap

Weary Tourist 23-06-2004 05:17

Re: poets corner
 
Swimming in the swimming pool
is where I like to "B,"
wearing underwater goggles
so that I can "C."
Yesterday, before I swam,
I drank a cup of "T."
Now the pool's a "swimming ool"
because I took a "P."

Len 23-06-2004 18:46

Re: poets corner
 
My uncle had a budgie
He thought it was a rat
He dipped it in the mustard
And fed it to the cat

:idunno:

Sparkologist 23-06-2004 18:49

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:lol: Good one Len. I bet the puddy-tat suffered from ring-sting the day after :p


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