Re: Tealeafs Ten Bob Shop
 

I don't think I'll have time, Tealeaf, wwhat with my new venture and all. I'll be walking round the new market with one of those carboard billboards on my front and back shouting
"'ought for a Euro, Swiss Franc or a dollar, we've got ties and scarfs and shirts with a starched white collar.
Get down t'our shop it's better than t'Bob place, guaranteed high quality and a happy smily face"  ;D

Re: Tealeafs Ten Bob Shop
 

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Re: Tealeafs Ten Bob Shop
 

oooo - you b**ger!

Re: Tealeafs Ten Bob Shop
 

If your shop goes bust (probably will due to tough competition), I have another idea - saw it painted on the side of a van here in Italy:

"Breast Enlargement"
By placing my hands on your breasts, I am capable of enlarging them.
€1. Service guaranteed or you money back.

I asked the guy if he'd made any money on it. He said, obviusly not, how could it work? So why was he doing it? For the pure pleasure....
THIS IS A TRUE STORY!!

Re: Tealeafs Ten Bob Shop
 

Good Idea....I'll run on that