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Tinkerbelle 28-12-2006 23:17

Body Parts!!
 
I need a new kidney, liver and a tummy tuck courtesy of the festivities :rolleyes: Anyone got any spare in a bottom drawer :confused:

garinda 28-12-2006 23:18

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle (Post 357499)
I need a new kidney, liver and a tummy tuck courtesy of the festivities :rolleyes: Anyone got any spare in a bottom drawer :confused:


You are welcome to see what you can find under my patio.:D

Tinkerbelle 28-12-2006 23:25

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FFS Rind! What a choice ... swapping pickled for soiled :rolleyes: :D

jackyalex 28-12-2006 23:25

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle (Post 357499)
I need a new kidney, liver and a tummy tuck courtesy of the festivities :rolleyes: Anyone got any spare in a bottom drawer :confused:

nope but i got a spare bottom if you want one

garinda 28-12-2006 23:28

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Ask if anyone got a Dyson for Christmas. They could do you liposuction for a fraction of the cost a surgeon would charge you.

Whilst they were doing your tummy, they might throw in your arse for free.:D

jackyalex 28-12-2006 23:32

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its a pitty you cant rearange your fatty parts,move the belly fat to the boobs

Tinkerbelle 28-12-2006 23:34

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 357516)
Whilst they were doing your tummy, they might throw in your arse for free.:D


:eek: cheeky **** :smack:

shillelagh 28-12-2006 23:38

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo rindy!!!!

If someone wants my head tomorrow they can have it for free!

I shouldnt have started drinking again!

By the way you can have toothache as well thrown in for the experience as well!

harwood red 28-12-2006 23:39

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hey I'll swap your tummy for mine tinks :p :rolleyes:

garinda 28-12-2006 23:40

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle (Post 357528)
:eek: cheeky **** :smack:

Thought I'd get it in, and claim bonus points before Chav or Neil did.:o :D

Doug 28-12-2006 23:40

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle (Post 357499)
I need a new kidney, liver and a tummy tuck courtesy of the festivities :rolleyes: Anyone got any spare in a bottom drawer :confused:

Looks like your not going to make it Tanks, if you don’t tell mthead I’ll put a bid in for a couple of bits and bobs if he doesn’t need them himself. I don’t have room for your arse but I think I can manage with some smaller body parts…..:D

Tinkerbelle 28-12-2006 23:41

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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 357535)
I shouldnt have started drinking again!

Shut up you big girls blouse and look forward to a much needed kidney and liver transplant :D

Doug 28-12-2006 23:42

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 357537)
Thought I'd get it in, and claim bonus points before Chav or Neil did.:o :D


I take it your refering to her arse, have you still got you bike Rindy? It'll make an ideal rack, big enough to build a bike shed round I would have thought.....:D :D :D

Tinkerbelle 28-12-2006 23:43

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Originally Posted by harwood red (Post 357536)
hey I'll swap your tummy for mine tinks :p :rolleyes:


For your boobs ... it's a deal :D

shillelagh 28-12-2006 23:43

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Hey they had a respite for so long they dont know whats hit them both these past few days - plus it was Doug & Cherokees fault on xmas eve im blaming them two!


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