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flashy

31-12-2006 16:13

friendship

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick-- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy @ss.
9. This is my oath .... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask "because you are my friend"

Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

;)

Sara	31-12-2006 16:45

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That's what i call true friendship. Brilliant.

SPUGGIE J

31-12-2006 17:00

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You young ladies are scary very very very scary. :eek:

flashy

31-12-2006 17:02

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 358864)

You young ladies are scary very very very scary. :eek:

so your telling me you wouldnt do that with your mates spugster??? ive done all that wi tinks :)

Doug	31-12-2006 17:04

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Originally Posted by flashytart (Post 358870)

so your telling me you wouldnt do that with your mates spugster??? ive done all that wi tinks :)

Yes, but would you do it for me? :p

Tinkerbelle

31-12-2006 17:06

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......... :rofl38:

Nice one flashy :D

SPUGGIE J

31-12-2006 17:06

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Originally Posted by flashytart (Post 358870)

so your telling me you wouldnt do that with your mates spugster??? ive done all that wi tinks :)

Sorry to disappoint flashy but no I wouldnt as it aint my style apart from the drink. :o

flashy

31-12-2006 20:57

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hmmm sense of humours differ in different countries then :D each to there own spugster ;)

flashy

31-12-2006 20:59

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Originally Posted by Doug (Post 358872)

Yes, but would you do it for me? :p

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy @ss.

i'd do that daddy lol which ive done many a time at tinks ;)

Doug	31-12-2006 21:13

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Originally Posted by flashytart (Post 359032)

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy @ss.

i'd do that daddy lol which ive done many a time at tinks ;)

I'll get even..............:p

flashy

31-12-2006 21:16

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Originally Posted by Doug (Post 359041)

I'll get even..............:p

no chance :D

SPUGGIE J

31-12-2006 21:35

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Originally Posted by flashytart (Post 359030)

hmmm sense of humours differ in different countries then :D each to there own spugster ;)

Only part of my humour is Scottish. I have a BIG weakness ie I am a big soft sod who hates seeing others suffer. :o

flashy

31-12-2006 21:55

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 359053)

Only part of my humour is Scottish. I have a BIG weakness ie I am a big soft sod who hates seeing others suffer. :o

lol ok:rolleyes:

SPUGGIE J

31-12-2006 22:13

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Originally Posted by flashytart (Post 359056)

lol ok:rolleyes:

Have a sort of old set of values. :o Sadley I aint managed to get rid of them yet. :(

I do like a laugh and a carry on as a few here now so I am a bit of a weird sort. :o ;)

Billcat

05-01-2007 15:41

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Good one, flashy! And, to quote Cole Porter:

"If you're ever up a tree, phone to me.
If you're ever down a well, ring my bell.
If you ever lose your teeth, and you're out to dine; borrow mine.
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship.
When other friendships have been forgate,
Ours will still be great.
Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle, chuck, chuck, chuck.

If they ever black your eyes, put me wise.
If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose.
If they ever put a bullet through your brr-ain; I'll complain.
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship.
When other friendships have been forgit,
Ours will still be it.
Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle, hep, hep, hep."

flashy

05-01-2007 16:03

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ah thats nice billcat :D

Billcat

05-01-2007 16:49

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Originally Posted by flashytart (Post 361505)

ah thats nice billcat :D

Glad you liked it!

Gayle

05-01-2007 18:38

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A true friend is someone who'll hold your hair back whilst you're throwing up from drinking too much creme de menthe!

Billcat

07-01-2007 00:19

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Originally Posted by Gayle (Post 361645)

A true friend is someone who'll hold your hair back whilst you're throwing up from drinking too much creme de menthe!

Takes a really determined person to drink enough Creme de Menthe to cause that to happen - although the very thought of it makes me a bit queasy!

shillelagh

07-01-2007 00:25

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Originally Posted by Gayle (Post 361645)

A true friend is someone who'll hold your hair back whilst you're throwing up from drinking too much creme de menthe!

How many times has that happened Gayle? :D

cherokee

07-01-2007 00:34

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ummmm flashy Ive got a mate just like you and i love her to bits....folk just dont get our sense of humour hehehehe:D :rolleyes:

flashy

07-01-2007 11:07

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Originally Posted by cherokee (Post 362457)

ummmm flashy Ive got a mate just like you and i love her to bits....folk just dont get our sense of humour hehehehe:D :rolleyes:

this is sooooooooo true lol
tinks has got a mate just like me too, funnily enough her mate has the same sense of humour as i do :eek: ;)

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