friendship

flashy · 31-12-2006, 16:13

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick-- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy @ss.
9. This is my oath .... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask "because you are my friend"

Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

Sara · 31-12-2006, 16:45

That's what i call true friendship. Brilliant.

SPUGGIE J · 31-12-2006, 17:00

You young ladies are scary very very very scary.

flashy · 31-12-2006, 17:02

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J

You young ladies are scary very very very scary.

so your telling me you wouldnt do that with your mates spugster??? ive done all that wi tinks

Doug · 31-12-2006, 17:04

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Originally Posted by flashytart

so your telling me you wouldnt do that with your mates spugster??? ive done all that wi tinks

Yes, but would you do it for me?

Tinkerbelle · 31-12-2006, 17:06

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Nice one flashy

SPUGGIE J · 31-12-2006, 17:06

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Originally Posted by flashytart

so your telling me you wouldnt do that with your mates spugster??? ive done all that wi tinks

Sorry to disappoint flashy but no I wouldnt as it aint my style apart from the drink.

flashy · 31-12-2006, 20:57

hmmm sense of humours differ in different countries then

each to there own spugster

flashy · 31-12-2006, 20:59

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Originally Posted by Doug

Yes, but would you do it for me?

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy @ss.

i'd do that daddy lol which ive done many a time at tinks

Doug · 31-12-2006, 21:13

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Originally Posted by flashytart

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy @ss.

i'd do that daddy lol which ive done many a time at tinks

I'll get even..............

flashy · 31-12-2006, 21:16

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Originally Posted by Doug

I'll get even..............

no chance

SPUGGIE J · 31-12-2006, 21:35

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Originally Posted by flashytart

hmmm sense of humours differ in different countries then

each to there own spugster

Only part of my humour is Scottish. I have a BIG weakness ie I am a big soft sod who hates seeing others suffer.

flashy · 31-12-2006, 21:55

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J

Only part of my humour is Scottish. I have a BIG weakness ie I am a big soft sod who hates seeing others suffer.

lol ok

SPUGGIE J · 31-12-2006, 22:13

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Originally Posted by flashytart

lol ok

Have a sort of old set of values.

Sadley I aint managed to get rid of them yet.

I do like a laugh and a carry on as a few here now so I am a bit of a weird sort.

Billcat · 05-01-2007, 15:41

Good one, flashy! And, to quote Cole Porter:

"If you're ever up a tree, phone to me.
If you're ever down a well, ring my bell.
If you ever lose your teeth, and you're out to dine; borrow mine.
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship.
When other friendships have been forgate,
Ours will still be great.
Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle, chuck, chuck, chuck.

If they ever black your eyes, put me wise.
If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose.
If they ever put a bullet through your brr-ain; I'll complain.
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship.
When other friendships have been forgit,
Ours will still be it.
Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle, hep, hep, hep."