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lancashire lad 09-02-2007 00:02

Quick Question!!!
 
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?

LancYorkYankee 09-02-2007 01:52

Re: Quick Question!!!
 
I'm really not sure lancashire lad but I've got a government over here that will spend 10 million dollars or so to get to the bottom of this most complexing question!:o :rolleyes: ;)

entwisi 09-02-2007 07:18

Re: Quick Question!!!
 
Nah, farst come from the methane created as teh food is digested in your gut so they coem from seprate places.

OK, so where do I send teh bill? £10 million you said Brian?

grannyclaret 09-02-2007 12:02

Re: Quick Question!!!
 
i wouldent like to be in a lift or telephone box with you .when you did it ;)

LancYorkYankee 10-02-2007 16:33

Re: Quick Question!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by entwisi (Post 381140)
Nah, farst come from the methane created as teh food is digested in your gut so they coem from seprate places.

OK, so where do I send teh bill? £10 million you said Brian?

Sorry Ian, as British citizen you'll have to write up your own research paper, with full documentation, and submit it to your own Government. Not sure if they support this form of incredibly significant, world changing science as does the good old USA.

I on the other hand. Being a good American, I shall use your own conclusion as me own and submit it to the powers that be. I'll be proclaimed a national hero, decorated with metals, and cash my check.

Also, do you really think the US government would pay close to 20 million dollars for this? They aren't that daft, 10 million dollars is closer to the going rate.

Less 10-02-2007 16:59

Re: Quick Question!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LancYorkYankee (Post 381870)
Also, do you really think the US government would pay close to 20 million dollars for this? They aren't that daft, 10 million dollars is closer to the going rate.

It would have to be $20,000,000 that you give to entwisi he'll need half the cash to buy himself a knighthood.

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panther 11-02-2007 18:52

Re: Quick Question!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by lancashire lad (Post 381079)
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?

now what made you think of that?.....LOL

chav1 11-02-2007 19:12

Re: Quick Question!!!
 
hmm this post reminded me of a dilema i once found myself in

when pooly after a night out i had dihorea and vomiting and both came at teh same time and the toilet was too far away from the sink

i cant be the only person whos faced this one :D


thinking about it i suppose you could dive in teh bath and explode from both ends :confused:


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