Quick Question!!!

lancashire lad · 09-02-2007, 00:02

If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?

LancYorkYankee · 09-02-2007, 01:52

I'm really not sure lancashire lad but I've got a government over here that will spend 10 million dollars or so to get to the bottom of this most complexing question!

entwisi · 09-02-2007, 07:18

Nah, farst come from the methane created as teh food is digested in your gut so they coem from seprate places.

OK, so where do I send teh bill? £10 million you said Brian?

grannyclaret · 09-02-2007, 12:02

i wouldent like to be in a lift or telephone box with you .when you did it

LancYorkYankee · 10-02-2007, 16:33

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Originally Posted by entwisi

Nah, farst come from the methane created as teh food is digested in your gut so they coem from seprate places.

OK, so where do I send teh bill? £10 million you said Brian?

Sorry Ian, as British citizen you'll have to write up your own research paper, with full documentation, and submit it to your own Government. Not sure if they support this form of incredibly significant, world changing science as does the good old USA.

I on the other hand. Being a good American, I shall use your own conclusion as me own and submit it to the powers that be. I'll be proclaimed a national hero, decorated with metals, and cash my check.

Also, do you really think the US government would pay close to 20 million dollars for this? They aren't that daft, 10 million dollars is closer to the going rate.

Less · 10-02-2007, 16:59

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Originally Posted by LancYorkYankee

Also, do you really think the US government would pay close to 20 million dollars for this? They aren't that daft, 10 million dollars is closer to the going rate.

It would have to be $20,000,000 that you give to entwisi he'll need half the cash to buy himself a knighthood.

panther · 11-02-2007, 18:52

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Originally Posted by lancashire lad

If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?

now what made you think of that?.....LOL

chav1 · 11-02-2007, 19:12

hmm this post reminded me of a dilema i once found myself in

when pooly after a night out i had dihorea and vomiting and both came at teh same time and the toilet was too far away from the sink

i cant be the only person whos faced this one

thinking about it i suppose you could dive in teh bath and explode from both ends