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has anyone got a chain saw license and a chain saw??

i desperately need one, i'm that bored, i wanna cut all mi hedges down (much to my dads dismay) my gardens a tip and i wanna do something with it this year










HELPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

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Are you allowed to cut them down?

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yep!!! i have one neighbour n thats mi dad, he was a bit gobsmacked when i asked him if i could cut the one down between mine n his, but who cares :D i'm feeling distructive, i wanna put them ickle stone things in mi garden over that plastic stuff but i cant do that with a hedge in the way so i wanna put a fence up, it'll be an improvement.....honest :D

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ok ok where can i get 6 tonne of white gravel stuff from cheap???





anyone?

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:eek: Will you behave.....lets see a photo of the Hedge. What about all the ickle birdies and ickle bitsy running things that you will make homeless? :o

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i wont make any homeless, i have a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge garden for them to run around in

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Do you guys really need a license to use a chain saw? Tell ya what Flashy, if you really want em down, I'll cut em when I come over. I would imagine you can rent chain saw eh?

What are the coppers gonna do, deport me?:p Heck, maybe I can make this trip more exciting by seeing how many rules I can break . . . I've gotta get pics of Tinks skanky neighbor, I could spit some chewing tobacco on the streets, let someones dog run wild, knock on some "no solicitor" doors, and, my favorite, put some of those bloody chavs in their place!:p (ya'll did say the prisons are nice right?)

Brian

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cheers brian:D i dont think you can rent one without having a license though...i'm with you on the breaking rules thing though :D

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Alright then, I'll just have to smuggle mine in with my carry-on. Hmmm, do ya think they're banned? I know box cutters and nail clippers are but have yet to see 20 inch chain saws on the list!:cool: Maybe if I remove the chain?

Brian

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I think they have been trying that for a while on here and he still manages to post :D

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You want to cut your Hedges down...... and I want to grow some :mad: but I want some like yesterday all down the side of my house, I need some privacy for this summers - sun bathing.

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yeah ya know the one's at the back of my house and between mine n mi dads, ive never cut them in the 11 years ive lived here, they drive me mad

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Can you actually buy Hedges that have grown a couple of feet and plant them......I know they grow quick and I may have a little privacy by summer.:confused:

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pmsfl....take mine love, yer more than welcome to them....you should plant some conifers, they are good for privacy

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Already done that.......2 died, and tothers haven't grown very much in nearly 3 years. :(

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try them lalandi(sp) things then

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Why dont you just dig up flashy's take a huge root ball with it and plenty of soil from flashys and then plant em in your own garden slinks. Thats one way of getting a ready made hedge for you well height wise anyway!!!:D :D

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I have been told you can't do this, but the person could have been wrong of course

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Im supposedly out tonight and a tree surgeon will be there do you want me to ask him?

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yes ask him if I can take hedges up and re-plant them

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christ she'll be round here when i'm asleep robbin um, i'll be hedgeless in the morning :D

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Hey i'll be lucky if im in before 1am so it will be the middle of the night flashy!!!!

Just think about it though - she will be saving you a job though wont she? :D

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Im off see you in a minute

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Well more than a few minutes anyway .............

As you can see im back from the pub tired but sober

Anyway he says it depends on what kind of hedge - according to tinks its privet - and so he says then it depends on how big they are and how long theyve been in the ground. If they are big and theyve been in a long while then its not worth it but privet can be moved and that they can be cut back so then you can dig them out. He also wants to know how you managed to kill conifers off!!!!:D

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NEWSFLASH

Flashytarts bush is out of control and its so bad she needs a chainsaw to sort it out , one annonymous caller said it looked like somone had attempted the job earlier using an axe as there were traces of a nasty gash :eek:

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I thought it was accymels bush that was out of control?

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who did it bite this time ? :eek:

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Dont know but ask tinks she normally knows everything going on and seeing as theyre near enough neighbours her net curtains will have been twitching............. :D

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anyone wanna come and cut mi grass?

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You can come and do mine flashy while u got the lawn mower out.:D

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And I imagine you have no mower then eh love? So, along with the chainsaw, shall I bring my push mower or my riding mower? ;)

BEA

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a riding mower would be more appropriate for my garden, wouldnt mind a do on that :D:D:D:D:D but i have a flymo, takes me ages to do it though :( lol

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Same here flashy best is though you cant mow the grass when drunk or with a hangover with my lawn mower - tis one of them that stripes the lawn! So it got to be straight!!:D

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HAHAHAHAHAHA ya posh get ;)

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Moi? Posh you must be mistaking me for tinks!!!! :D




She aint here to argue!!!!:D Shes watching captain jack on joseph!!!

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tinks posh????? she's about as posh as i am

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I know :D You will be getting the cups and saucers out for chav - with me he gets a mug all the way from guinnessland!!! :D

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sod that!!! he makes his own brew when he comes here....he even has his own brand of coffee that he brought ;)

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Thats it hes making me my brew when he turns up next time!!!!:D

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will you be visiting blackpool again brian ??? would be nice to meet ya and have a beer with you..:D

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ok cherokee thats now put him off for life ;) :D

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:eek: Hey if thats not incentive for him then nothing is:p ;) :D

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Forget the beer Cherokee, I need to find the best place to buy the Blackpool Rock. Since paintball looks to be a bust, I guess I may try to get over there on early Saturday.

Now to get airline tickets . . . . I must stop this procrastination. I am glad flashy's offered to put me up for a couple a nights!;)

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*looks around* has she?? :rolleyes: lol

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ok old thread i know, but can anyone please suggest what i can do with about 40 15 ft hedges? ive cut them down, i know the council wont take them and i cant put them in my compost bin, and NO before anyone says, i cant shove them up my backside :D(dont you dare Neil) ;)

my hands are shaking now from all the sawing ive just done


HELLPPPPP!!!! :D:D:D:D

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Its taken you a while to cut them down flashy, youve been sawing for aaaaages lol

Have you rung council?? what did they suggest you do with them?

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burn em?

I thought the council took them if ya put em in bundles?.....then again your with blackburn arnt ya?.......

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Probably to put them back up as they will be used as boundary fences marking the properties boundary and you must get planning permission to move them:D

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lol ok ok, they where different hedges you noodles ;)

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You never said lol, you just resurected old thread about your hedges, how were we all to know ????? :D

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Oops did I forgot to mention I have access to a chainsaw? I am sure all that sawing was good for you.

As far as your backside is concerned I would not have suggested that. I might have if there had only been 10, 15 is a bit much even for you :p

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lol cheeky get ;)

i used an electric one, they are hard work, you can come and cut the rest down for me if you really want to Neil :D