johnsons holiday skin body lotion
 

what a loada crap this is, i bought the normal to fair skin one and it doesnt do what it says it says on the bottle

All day moisturisation (nope my skins still dry)
Gradually builds a beautiful, light tan (wrong again)


ive had this bottle about a month now and nothing happened until last night, after getting out of the bath i decide to put it on...i usually only put it on my face but this time decided to do my legs and arms too, all went well till i woke up this morning, my arms, hands and face are still white,legs too...that was till i looked down at my ankles...lo and behold my ankles are brown ...... why? did the lotion drop down to my ankles when i was asleep? have ankles got some sort of pulling power for moisturiser?


one is not amused :rolleyes:

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<Ian thinks twice about comment about thick skin> :D

If you are getting a month out of a bottle you aren't putting much on. I know Nettie used it and Julie has in the past and it seems to work for Julie and Nettie was happy about it

PS, its buy one get one free at the minute :D

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I’m going to reserve any comment until I’ve stopped PML…………………:D

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Exfoliate? she'd need a lumber jack with a big axe.........:D

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Think Doug actually fancies ya' Flashy .. doin that insult thingy that men do .:D to attract attention.

As for the Johnsons .. it does work slowly .. with no streaking. Can't imagine what you are doing wrong here, sure you not having your baths with the candles and wine scenario ? :D

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That is a fallacy that you ladies like to think when you are being insulted by us men.
The trutch is that we insult you ladies either because it is true or usually just for the fun of it.

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:eek: Kate that would be incestuous, Flashy being my daughter, anyway have you seen her legs? :D

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This is true, :) what's more he's a man's man even after his lady beats seven shades out of him for making the above statement in public. :nono8:

The Gentleman is an hero.............:bow8:

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yes kate has seen the size of my legs....BUT YOU BLOODY HAVENT :rolleyes:



yes willow i did exfoliate,my legs,face and arms,but not my ankles lol, thanx for the advice :D

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I use Dove holiday skin which, IMO works better than Johnsons
JB

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ive seen that on tv jellybaby, i might get some of that today...i stopped going on the sunbed about two years ago, it knackers your skin up, but i do want to 'glow' a bit before i go away :D


thanx jellybaby :D

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I use the johnsons meduim to dark skin lotion and after 3 days looks like i have just got back off my hols a golden tan so try that!
home and bargin doing good offer on it 2.99 a bottle


Tracey:banhat:

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i might get the darker one, i got this one from home n bargain (havent a clue why everyone calls it that cos thats not what its called lol) i may try the dove first though

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[QUOTE=flashytart;415834]ive seen that on tv jellybaby, i might get some of that today...i stopped going on the sunbed about two years ago, it knackers your skin up, but i do want to 'glow' a bit before i go away :D


try Grouse flashy,it sure as hell used to make me "glow".:D

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I just tell it as it is :D

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its always been called Home Bargains

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Think Willow's theory may be reasonable Flashy, but you cannot be spreading it evenly enough ... and don't forget to wash your hands after either. Why do you need a tan before you go away anyway ? .. I think pale and interesting is more attractive .. stand out in the crowd gal.. others who tan on the beach will only fade when they get home and go that horrible orangey colour, besides the damage they will be accruing for the rest of their life :rolleyes:

Only place I find it sticks is in the belly button .. you forget to wipe it out like ... :D

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Just shattered my illusions now Neil .. sob, sob. You mean all those insults were real then .... :( :(

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Don't worry Kate your the exception to the rule :cuddle:

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Don't you just love to see how a guy tries to wriggle out of a situation gals ? :D

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you've seen the size of my tummy right? if i did all that i'd need at least 5 bottles of the stuff ;)

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Been into Superdrug this morning, they're selling Dove at 2 for the price of 1. Great bargain.

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I don't do wriggling Kate, I say it how it is.
If it is inappropriate to say something then I keep my gob shut.

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i use dove and i think its really good,but you do have to keep applying it everyday otherwise it starts to streak,i use the light one and you can see it after the first application,its a good moisturiser too,superdrug buy one get one free at the min otherwise asda is the cheapest ive found