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Less	02-05-2007 19:03

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Originally Posted by lettie (Post 418558)

Dear Less,

(don't forget your hose) ;) :D

Thank you for that advice Lettie, I shall act upon it but one embarrassing thought that springs to mind is that because she has lived on her own for some time now will she be able to put up with my sprinkler in the bathroom? :eek:

grego

02-05-2007 19:09

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Dont forget to put the seat down, or if you wee on the seat dont forget to wipe it:D

accymel

02-05-2007 19:33

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 418536)

All is well, she rang me earlier and told me we had such a wonderful time, that she would like to see me again and can I bring my gardening/decorating/D.I.Y tools around to her place Friday night and we can make it a long week-end!
:cool:

Awwww she seen what your upto & is after same agreement dont forget your tools to impress her hehehehehe u might get lucky & have a few buttons on yer shirt whilst being taken off :eek: :D

greenman8

12-05-2007 11:24

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Originally Posted by accymel (Post 418408)

How do u know that:rolleyes: most household appliances are a turnoff for women whatever the colour - well except the washer that has its thrills on 1200 RPM full spin;)

Mine's a 1400............heh heh!:Banane34:

mallard

12-05-2007 11:46

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If that, you on the chair i think you will be on your own for a long time but they will be some one some were don,t give up

Less	13-01-2012 13:01

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Well, I got a suprise when I opened my emails this morning.

A member of AccyWeb got in touch with me after reading this thread, (obviously thought that I'm an agony Uncle):-

(I have changed their name to avoid embarassment & extract the urine).

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Dear Unka' Less,
My best girl has left me because I chew my toe nails in bed, what can I do?

Dear trogledite,
have you considered, investing in a pvc inflatable girl friend?
If your nails are that well trimmed you have no worries about punctures.
:alright:

Eric	13-01-2012 15:03

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Originally Posted by grego (Post 418569)

Dont forget to put the seat down, or if you wee on the seat dont forget to wipe it:D

Really!!! A novel idea, but I can't see it catching on:D

Gordon Booth

13-01-2012 15:13

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Well, trogledite, why don't you offer to chew her toe nails in bed?
You never know, perhaps she just felt neglected!

jaysay

13-01-2012 18:09

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 962195)

Well, I got a surprise when I opened my emails this morning.

A member of AccyWeb got in touch with me after reading this thread, (obviously thought that I'm an agony Uncle):-

(I have changed their name to avoid embarassment & extract the urine).

Dear trogledite,
have you considered, investing in a pvc inflatable girl friend?
If your nails are that well trimmed you have no worries about punctures.
:alright:

I know a bloke who had one of them less, he was getting all amorous and he gave it a love bite and in burst, a bit put out about this he took it back to the shop and says to the manager hey this doll went down on me, the looks ans says um If I'd have know that I'd have charged you another tenner:D

Eric	13-01-2012 18:54

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 962253)

:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:

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