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piltymon

13-06-2007 18:27

Sayings

We learn much from sayings. I'd love to hear yours. I'm a fan of Confucious myself, how about you? Let's start with the ever thought provoking >> Man who throws dirt loses ground. I'll send a silver dollar to whoever posts the best!

mani	13-06-2007 18:34

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No more taxes!!

oh hold on thats not a saying...

piltymon

13-06-2007 18:35

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Originally Posted by mani (Post 434558)

No more taxes!!

oh hold on thats not a saying...

That's what they call a rant I believe! How's about this one? Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.

WillowTheWhisp

13-06-2007 18:53

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This one from Morecambe:

Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in.

TubbyLes

13-06-2007 18:58

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Man who pee into wind get's his own back

Man who take girl on hill not on level

Margaret Pilkington

13-06-2007 18:59

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His mouths that big you could fit both hands in and still have room to wind wool.
Not very philosophical I know......but I like it.

piltymon

13-06-2007 19:01

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Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp (Post 434569)

This one from Morecambe:

Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in.

Morecambe my left cheek! That was also confucious. Cheat LMAO

Tombraider

13-06-2007 19:10

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Man who goes through turn stiles sideways is going to Bangkok :D

Margaret Pilkington

13-06-2007 19:10

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not so much a saying more of a curse.....'May your left ear fall off and fall into your right pocket'.
That sounds like an oriental phrase to me.

piltymon

13-06-2007 19:13

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Support bacteria--it's the only culture some people have.

WillowTheWhisp

13-06-2007 19:19

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Originally Posted by piltymon (Post 434575)

Morecambe my left cheek! That was also confucious. Cheat LMAO

ROFL - I know it's Confucius :D What I meant was it's carved on the ground in Morecambe amongst all the other bird sayings and poems and things.

piltymon

13-06-2007 19:29

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Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp (Post 434592)

ROFL - I know it's Confucius :D What I meant was it's carved on the ground in Morecambe amongst all the other bird sayings and poems and things.

There's too many things carved into Morecambe LoL

Margaret Pilkington

13-06-2007 19:34

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confucius he say 'No such thing as rape.....girl with skirt up run faster than man with pants down'

piltymon

13-06-2007 19:36

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 434606)

confucius he say 'No such thing as rape.....girl with skirt up run faster than man with pants down'

Just LMAO, just LMAO

piltymon

13-06-2007 19:50

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If a cow laughs hard, does milk come out its nose?

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