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garinda

08-07-2007 22:52

Obsessive stalkers.

(Please not this is in Anything Goes.):D

On the whole men my own age like me.

Women like me. Those that have danced with me, love me.

Small children, and little animals, come snuffling up to me.

Most people from Accy Web that have met me, like me, and have enjoyed a pint/brew/laugh etc.

But what is the problem that some older men have with me?

For some it appears to be bordering on the obsessive.

Commenting on how tall I look in the Gallery. Fantasising that they'd like to spend half an hour with me dressed as soliders.

Frankly I feel hunted, but most of all I feel sorry for the poor wives.

Surely all this time pursuing me, and me seeming to be in their every wakened thought, is time they should be spending with their nearest and dearest?

It's never going to happen anyway.

Way out of your league.

Pay attention to your wives...and leave me alone.

WillowTheWhisp

08-07-2007 23:10

Re: Obsessive stalkers.

OOOer, have you got a fan club?

garinda

08-07-2007 23:16

Re: Obsessive stalkers.

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Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp (Post 446171)

OOOer, have you got a fan club?

I think Romps started a thread a couple of years ago along those lines, called G.O.B.'s (Garinda Obsessed Babes).

The latest one is certainly Garinda Obsessed, but I don't think qualifies on the babe bit.:D

WillowTheWhisp

08-07-2007 23:18

Re: Obsessive stalkers.

:D I don't feel quite so concerned about mine now I know you've got one.

garinda

08-07-2007 23:24

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Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp (Post 446175)

:D I don't feel quite so concerned about mine now I know you've got one.

You have one too?

I don't feel as special anymore.:p

Perhaps unknown to myself, I've become a 'bobber in', and that's what is maybe attracting them, like flowers bob about to attract a bee.:D

harwood red

08-07-2007 23:26

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I think we pretty know who you are talking about G and I think it's all just gone too far.... so just stop will you :D it's creeping me out:eek: and that is not aimed at you rindy :rolleyes:

garinda

08-07-2007 23:28

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Originally Posted by harwood red (Post 446181)

I think we pretty know who you are talking about G and I think it's all just gone too far.... so just stop will you :D it's creeping me out:eek: and that is not aimed at you rindy :rolleyes:

I've tried. Stalker's on ignore, but you still get the jest from people's replies or quotes.:mad:

I saw you stand up and air your views the other day. Thanks.:)

harwood red

08-07-2007 23:30

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 446184)

I've tried. Stalker's on ignore, but you still get the jest from people's replies or quotes.:mad:

I saw you stand up and air your views the other day. Thanks.:)

stand??? Have you ever seen me try to type whilst standing?? :D I was firmly sat on my fat a*** :p

garinda

08-07-2007 23:33

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Originally Posted by harwood red (Post 446185)

stand??? Have you ever seen me try to type whilst standing?? :D I was firmly sat on my fat a*** :p

A noble and moral stand then, whilst sat on your derriere.:D

cashman

08-07-2007 23:35

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 446166)

(Please not this is in Anything Goes.):D

Most people from Accy Web that have met me, like me, and have enjoyed a pint/brew/laugh etc.

But what is the problem that some older men have with me?

cos were old n wrinkled n yer not u snotgobbling git.:p

garinda

08-07-2007 23:36

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 446188)

cos were old n wrinkled n yer not u snotgobbling git.:p

Yes but I make a good brew, as you well know...and you never catch me snotgobbling in your cup.:D

harwood red

08-07-2007 23:38

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 446187)

A noble and moral stand then, whilst sat on your derriere.:D

Is that mafia moll derriere you're talking about?? :D

cashman

08-07-2007 23:42

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Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid,rindy, cos Red n Willows Stalking ya now.:D

WillowTheWhisp

08-07-2007 23:45

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 446178)

Perhaps unknown to myself, I've become a 'bobber in', and that's what is maybe attracting them, like flowers bob about to attract a bee.:D

Oi! That's my claim to fame. I'm the bobber-inner. I'm also the stoker-upper.:D You can be the snotgobbler if you like - it sounds disgusting :eek::D

mez	09-07-2007 09:56

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stalkers beware we know who you are !!! ive had one for a couple of years now.

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