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(Please not this is in Anything Goes.):D

On the whole men my own age like me.

Women like me. Those that have danced with me, love me.

Small children, and little animals, come snuffling up to me.

Most people from Accy Web that have met me, like me, and have enjoyed a pint/brew/laugh etc.

But what is the problem that some older men have with me?

For some it appears to be bordering on the obsessive.

Commenting on how tall I look in the Gallery. Fantasising that they'd like to spend half an hour with me dressed as soliders.

Frankly I feel hunted, but most of all I feel sorry for the poor wives.

Surely all this time pursuing me, and me seeming to be in their every wakened thought, is time they should be spending with their nearest and dearest?

It's never going to happen anyway.

Way out of your league.

Pay attention to your wives...and leave me alone.

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I think Romps started a thread a couple of years ago along those lines, called G.O.B.'s (Garinda Obsessed Babes).


The latest one is certainly Garinda Obsessed, but I don't think qualifies on the babe bit.:D

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:D I don't feel quite so concerned about mine now I know you've got one.

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You have one too?

I don't feel as special anymore.:p

Perhaps unknown to myself, I've become a 'bobber in', and that's what is maybe attracting them, like flowers bob about to attract a bee.:D

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I think we pretty know who you are talking about G and I think it's all just gone too far.... so just stop will you :D it's creeping me out:eek: and that is not aimed at you rindy :rolleyes:

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I've tried. Stalker's on ignore, but you still get the jest from people's replies or quotes.:mad:

I saw you stand up and air your views the other day. Thanks.:)

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stand??? Have you ever seen me try to type whilst standing?? :D I was firmly sat on my fat a*** :p

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A noble and moral stand then, whilst sat on your derriere.:D

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cos were old n wrinkled n yer not u snotgobbling git.:p

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Yes but I make a good brew, as you well know...and you never catch me snotgobbling in your cup.:D

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Is that mafia moll derriere you're talking about?? :D

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Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid,rindy, cos Red n Willows Stalking ya now.:D

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stalkers beware we know who you are !!! ive had one for a couple of years now.

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Just in case people think I'm a paranoid dillusionist, most of the posts referring to myself have been deleted, and not at my request I might add.

I'd be quite happy for some people to show how silly and petty they can be.:D

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A problem shared is a problem halved.... so come on... who is it ? :)

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It's not you my old sparring partner.;)

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I am already stalking 7 people I just couldn't take another on at this time... Your not even on the waiting list :)

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Mine is elsewhere, thank goodness. Which is why I'm here. :D

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<fx: Ian goes off sulking cause no ones stalking him>

:D

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I thought i had a stalker for a while untill i found out it was only the wife being her usuall nosey self:D:hidewall:

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I had a stalker. Then a few weeks ago I moved house and it stopped. :D

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Well thats your own fault for not leaving a forwarding address... stalkers are hard to come by.. you might not get another :)



















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PS. Although I do get what ya mean :)

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:D Pretty soon everybody will want one.

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When simply everyone has them, mine can go on eBay.:D

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Hmm I don't know that I would want a used one.... there are limits....

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Sorry Garinda but you wont get owt for it even on e-bay as you can get them for free
www.trollfofree.com:D

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Hehe willow i made it up:D:D not a real site but if you would like a troll just pm me and i will sort you one out.
there is still one spare in atherton:D

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:D He can stop there an'all! I've got enough with the one I've got. http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/i...milies/eek.gif

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well well.wots it like to be liked eh!!!!come on stalkers leave him alone.like he says get back to the wives.silly men

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I'm obviously being dim here, but how does somebody stalk you on a website?? This is an honest question I really don't know!!:o

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I met a storker, in asda the other day, I was walking past a small table set up near the cooling cabinets, when this young lady said, "Excuse me sir would you like to try a piece of bread with some of our tasty spreadable margarine?", In the tradition of a News Of The World Reporter I declined her kind offer and went on to sample some of the ham pizza at the deli' counter instead. :cool:

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Bringing my name into totally unrelated threads at every opportunity. Mistakenly thinking every post is aimed at them. Trawling through the gallery, trying to ascertain my height and weight by studying photographs. Wanting to play some sick sub/dom game on a parade ground with me.:eek:


Some people need to get a life, and not just a virtual one.:D

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:eek: What!!!!!

You wish Mandy...............:D

Anyway, anyone wanting the above information can e-mail me their paypal account details and I'll provide the information for a moderate fee. All proceeds will be donated to charities.

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Where have I been? All this is greek to me!........I haven't got a stalker......I haven't even got a talker....were they free with washing powder? I never saw it on the packet.......What the heck are you all going on about?

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Think yourself lucky they want to play Soldiers, if they had wanted to put you in a sailors uniform instead of a stalker you might have got a big butch Stoker!
:)

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Oh.......I get it now.....all perfectly clear. There have been a few of them about recently, and one of them wanted to be my friend. I know that you can never, normally, have too many friends....but as friends go, that was one i was happy to let go.

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Must admit this thread has been a revelation to me, as I never even thought about the possibility of internet stalkers.

As it's a slow day at work, I'm now busy trying to figure out who it is. Got it narrowed down to two main suspects! ;)

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That was not very "Cryptic" willow.:rofl38::rofl38:

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the one that follows me checks all the posts ive done, in my profile first to check then when read them all goes off. its dammed annoying . because i can see them doing it.

how sad is that.

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How can you see someone doing that, Mez? How would I know if someone was looking at my profile or my posts?

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Oh ****** :eek: I often look at profiles. I've just looked a ploopy thingys an all.......:rolleyes:

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What a load of sniveling dross

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Sorry for being a bit slow here but, as Gayle says, how do you know they're reading your posts and your profile?

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When you see someone 'reading profile' how do you know whose profile?:confused:

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Thanks, Willow, but as Margaret says, can you see who's profile they're looking at?

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Alas I am stalker free too; I may well stalk a bit myself later if I have no paint to watch drying !;)

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Shocking to think stalking happens on a forum.

Should give them AFSO's (Anti Forum Stalking Orders).:D

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No, you can't but I suppose if it's someone on line who you have history with in 'real' life then the odds are they're checking your profile and posts.

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That as well!

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The nearest I ever got to being stalked on line was when I joined Second Life.
I roamed around that island you arrive at and changed my appearance to something more glamourous. As I explored I was approached by a naked male with a swedish name who asked if he could be my friend. I exited the application SUPER RAPID!!! and have never gone back :D

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Hmmm interesting thread this even if it is in anything goes...just goes to show that us gorgeous ones never get the stalkers :D

Joke honest people..I'm not gorgeous really :p

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Rindy won't love you for that one Willow.
Be gentle with him!!

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What's to do? you feeling guilty? How do you look in a soldiers uniform by the way?

It does seem strange that you would take such an attitude against our tame Gay!

I'd rather have a pint with rindy than anyone like you. :p

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Should I explain?


Nah! I don't think I'll bother. :D

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well if anyone doubted the truth of this thread? you have just dispelled that doubt.:bingobang

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Quite smart I would hope - at least I had the balls to wear one.
Our tame guy is quite up to the job (or so he thinks) to tear strips by his caustic comments of his peers.
If you would care to drink the health of this guy so be it.
Guilty ..no why should I be?
Pull your horns in Rindy and perhaps I will.

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Just a matter of interest Royboy ; have you ever actually met Garinda ?

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No I have not, do you think I need to?

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As was mentioned in the very first post, this is in the 'anything goes' section, therefore I will allow someone that has sold badges since the 1950's the idea that they served their Country by putting on the khaki, some of us wore a different uniform, but with the same idea in mind, the basic principle being that someone like Rindy could be free to live their life without fear or favour, there are many men of many inclinations that sacrificed themselves for that ideal, "Lest We Forget!".

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Up to you really; most folk actually get along quite well with him;maybe you should get together over a skinny latte and discuss your differences ?

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I did not sell the badges in the 1950s I had the honour of wearing the badge in the 1950s, 60s and 70s.
I accept that everyone has a life to live in the way that they choose but to try and gain oneupmanship on your peers is taking the P..s. is not on.

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You don't get it do you, you served, I served, many people served, but we did it so that he, can give his opinion whether you like it or not, that is the way it should be, don't ask for respect, you did what you had to do at the time, I did what I had to do at my time, no-one can take that away from you but that doesn't mean you can demand respect just because you think you deserve it. The people that deserve respect go quietly through their lives living with their memories without forcing others to 'respect', them.

:)

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Nicely put Less .

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I think it's you who maybe has lost the plot.
He is quite in order to express his opinion but I why should I respect his opinion and why should I accept his opinion as valid?
Do you not think that I have the right to challenge that opinion?

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Whatever peeps; I am off to bed, I have a job to go to and a life to live ( not virtual ) . Power to the G !!!!

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"15" All :D

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I lose the plot on many occasions, I just wonder why he seems to have caused such an intelligent being as yourself so many problems, after all he doesn't have all your life skills and experience to draw on so why does it bother you sweetie?

:confused:

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Game - set and match would be nice!

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That should be aimed at Rindy not me

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30-15.:D:D

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30-30:D:D:D

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I'm begining to think a certain lady bouncing a cheque was just a desperate cry for attention from her spouse, and to try and break the obsession her husband has for this much younger man.:D

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:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:

:wub8::wub8::wub8::wub8::wub8:

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If your avatar is what is on offer you can forget it

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are you certain?:p:D

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Leave me out of this conversation I'm on your side! ;)

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40-30....:p

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Come on Cashy........I call a foul on that one?

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I presume if Rindy is playing this is a mixed doubles match with him partnering himself ? :)

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40-40 Deuce, missed that buggar sorry.:D also the avatars better looking.pmsl

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As they say in Lancashire 'I'd rather be teed to a nanny goat'

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I'm like Martina Navratilova, only prettier.

I may drop the odd point, but the tournament is already in the bag, and will sit nicely with my other trophies.:)

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The mind boggles.......don't lean too much to the the left, you might crush them.

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I preferred Bille Jean King but maybe thats because her initials were more appealing :D:D

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BK?

Is that some kind of flame grilled burger?

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Royboy, I think you’re missing the fact that Garinda, Rindy, Mandy or Gob****e (for he is known by many names) is a well respected member of the forum. Many of us like the sod because of who he is and not for what he is. We accept his opinion like we accept anyone else’s even yours. I might be off the mark here but why not engage in the spirit of the website and let us get to know you better before you start slapping people you don’t know. Just to underline the point Garinda can be an insensitive fart and as often caused me personal grief with his opinions, but in real life he is a nice chap. :)

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nah BJ methinks:D

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whats with you doug? (Talking Sense);)

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Grief?:eek:

Given you grief?:eek:

I once had a total risole working for me, inherited I add, I didn't give him the job, he was so awful and nasty to everyone, I whistled merry tunes every time he was in my company, and was very perky, just because it aggravated him. Thirteen years that went on. Consider yourself lucky.:D:p

His wake was a really good do.:D

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I'm unwell mate. sick as a dog,****ing blood and in pain. I just can't be arsed seeing another rainbow slapping thread. :o I have no doubt Mandy is at fault somewhere, but hey. Royboy as a tag and a rovers fan to boot comes across as a little gay too don't you think. ;)