the best blonde joke...ever
 

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
started''.

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all
over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns
to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to
be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then .." he said with a deep sigh...















"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

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A blonde lady is fed up with being the butt of all the 'stupid' jokes so she decides to go to the hairdressers to change her image.

She gets the sophisticated brunette look and is quite pleased with the results. Driving home she passes a farmer gathering together all the new born lambs in his field, she decides to test her new confidence and so stops the car then goes up to the gate.

"Excuse me Mr. Farmer if I can tell you how many lambs are in this field can I have one?".

"Of course m'dear", came the farmers reply.

"Well I reckon there are 98 lambs in this field", she says.

"by gaugh, says the farmer, "that be exactly right come in my dear and pick your lamb!".

In she goes picks up one of the animals and as she's heading for the gate the farmer shouts, "tell me my dear, if I can guess the natural colour of your hair, CAN I HAVE MY SHEEPDOG BACK?"
:)

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BOTH JOKES ARE CRACKERS,,,,,:rofl38::rofl38:

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nice one les

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Now those are funny.

Here goes: Two women, a blonde and a brunnette get really hammered in a bar ......

On second thoughts, this belongs in joke of the day.

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I thought this was the best blonde joke ever...

YouTube - Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA dumb blonde

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good job im not blonde, id have to box your ears!!Attachment 9945


bloody funny jokes though...HAHAHAHAHAHAAttachment 9946



How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday morning?


Tell her a joke on Friday night:rolleyes:

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What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head?
All you can eat for under a buck.

What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair brown?
Artificial intelligence.

What do you call an intelligent blonde?
A golden retriever.

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any blondes on ere???.......answers before monday!!...thankyou...;)

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:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:

very funny guys!!!

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Haha great one flashy hehe hehe :D:D