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29-08-2007, 09:15
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the best blonde joke...ever
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started''. Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then .." he said with a deep sigh... "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
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29-08-2007, 09:55
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Re: the best blonde joke...ever
A blonde lady is fed up with being the butt of all the 'stupid' jokes so she decides to go to the hairdressers to change her image.
She gets the sophisticated brunette look and is quite pleased with the results. Driving home she passes a farmer gathering together all the new born lambs in his field, she decides to test her new confidence and so stops the car then goes up to the gate. "Excuse me Mr. Farmer if I can tell you how many lambs are in this field can I have one?". "Of course m'dear", came the farmers reply. "Well I reckon there are 98 lambs in this field", she says. "by gaugh, says the farmer, "that be exactly right come in my dear and pick your lamb!". In she goes picks up one of the animals and as she's heading for the gate the farmer shouts, "tell me my dear, if I can guess the natural colour of your hair, CAN I HAVE MY SHEEPDOG BACK?" 
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29-08-2007, 10:00
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Re: the best blonde joke...ever
BOTH JOKES ARE CRACKERS,,,,,
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Re: the best blonde joke...ever
nice one les
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29-08-2007, 17:27
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Re: the best blonde joke...ever
Now those are funny.
Here goes: Two women, a blonde and a brunnette get really hammered in a bar ...... On second thoughts, this belongs in joke of the day. |
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29-08-2007, 17:34
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Re: the best blonde joke...ever
I thought this was the best blonde joke ever...
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29-08-2007, 17:50
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Re: the best blonde joke...ever
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA dumb blonde
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30-08-2007, 10:22
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Re: the best blonde joke...ever
good job im not blonde, id have to box your ears!!w4.gif
bloody funny jokes though...HAHAHAHAHAHA19.gif How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday morning? Tell her a joke on Friday night 
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30-08-2007, 20:14
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Re: the best blonde joke...ever
What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head?
All you can eat for under a buck. What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair brown? Artificial intelligence. What do you call an intelligent blonde? A golden retriever. |
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31-08-2007, 08:34
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any blondes on ere???.......answers before monday!!...thankyou...
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