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A finger nail..................." FFS, I have been growing them for month's " he said while trying to find his nail file in his......................

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handbag.

'A handbag!
cried the Duchess of Tealeaf, as she bit on her....

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.....Holland's meat pie.
"Don't eat that, your ladyship!", cried Marshall Rindy, slapping the pie from her jaws on to the floor where it bounced twice and rolled into the aspidistra pot.
"Don't you know that inside that pie is............"

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a caterpillar! You must contact the Oberver immediately and get them to run the story on the front page of the paper next week!

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So the Observer were contacted and once again they.......

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Cocked the story up and put ' EARWIG ' INSTEAD OF CATERPILLAR .... and had to place a apology in next weeks.

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Issue when instead of writing a report they quoted somebody from......

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Manchester!(who had nothing to do with it)....'ah well' the residents said.....we are used to it!
BUT the question on everybodys lips was.....'who is the father to Mez's 10lb 7 oz baby?' and why hadn't he showed up on the scene recently?
Only one person had the answer........

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Well, she 'aint called Mary for nothing ! This, of course, is open to dispute ... however, who are those three riders appearing over the horizon ? could they be ..

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....are they?................Yes!

The one with the curly blond hair honked and the strange-hatted one leered. The one with the big cigar spoke,
"I never forget a face but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception".

"Shut up, Eyebrows, and give us the the presents," Mez cried. "And I hope you've remembered the Gripe Water".

Suddenly there was a rustling in the grass and a figure emerged..............

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IT WAS SANTA!!!!!he had a special present for one accywebber, but wanted to give it to her in private.......

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so he did and she was delighted,cos it was Tinks n he gave her a route map to....